Today, a police officer came to talk to the kids at my workplace. He asked what they wanted to hear about first. A group of them shouted, "The donuts, tells us about the donuts." Apparently these idiots are the future of my country. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML
Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML
Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, I had to go down to the county police department to bail out my kids who thought it would be a good idea to try mugging an ice cream truck driver. FML
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Today, while I was working at a supermarket, a kid started to cry in line because he couldn't get candy. Since we have free lollipops behind the desk, I gave him one. His mom complained to my manager and said I was grooming her child. FML
Today, my daughter told a police officer to call me because I could get them fired unless they let her off for speeding, spitting at and kicking officers, and damaging police property. I work in a supermarket and have no idea what she was talking about. I can’t fire anyone. FML
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Top comments
Crazynopantsman 11
I think you're overreacting. They are just kids.
Tempest559 12
At least they chose a subject the police know about.
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Comments (176)
timboslicer 4
Well if they're young then good, at that age wouldn't it be bad if they asked about the gun, crimes, and such
mrsmaglietta 6
Once I got in an accident and the highway patrol officer took me to krispy kreme
nicholasj96 9
Lmfao, that is so funny !
hiandrews69 29
I love how people think that police officers always have guns and donuts on hand. Bank Robbery? "Easily solved by guns and donuts!" Yes, I've actually heard this from people in my neighborhood. Are they still "the village idiot" if there's more than one?
coolsunshinebear 14
Don't call the kids "idiots"... they're just tryna have a good time.. geez
13murray 2
Don't you teach them?
tazzy349 11
well youre suppose to be teaching them stuff...so it reflects on you
SouthernGrl94 14
i understand. but you should teach them theres more to life than fried fat.
locky999 1
Too much The Simpsons, eh?
Lelliott 7
So as a kid you knew everything and were always able to separate stereo type jokes from reality?