Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML
Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML
Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML
Today, it was an unusually warm day after many weeks of typical subfreezing temperatures, so my family and I went for a walk in the park. We all came back with mosquito bites. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML
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coloradodude12 0
I hate undisciplined kids.
shewasalmost18 0
saved yourself a shower, al gore
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Comments (94)
GatorBites 0
There should be a law againt kids having fun.
cefarix 5
How is it not healthier and better for the planet?
Sharon_Cocks 2
you should have beat the hell out of them with a stick
snowsock 0
Lol, you phrased that in an odd way. Because you got hit by a water balloon you gained a few pounds and the water balloon exploded into C02.
DeadMansCrack 4
Actually it still is better for the planet, you're just wet.
DieterDerBlau 0
you didn't hunt down the children to find where they lived so you could firebomb their parent's house(s)??? WTF? Loser.
Fateless_Fighter 0
Uhhh,idiot. It IS better for the planet, just not for you.
FuzzyWalnuts 0
Well, you helped them water the surrounding grass and brush. So it was healthier and better for the planet.
dr_house_MD 0
nooo not less then 20 minutes. plus chances are he had stuff like a cellphone, laptop, etc with him that could have gotten damaged by the water
soccergirl15_fml 0
Aww. I'm sorry hun. Way to think about the environment though. Kudos for you! (: