Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, my boss sent me a message about a project, via WhatsApp. It's my day off, so I figured it could wait till I was able to give a flying fuck. Literally a minute later, he was spamming me, demanding to know why I'd left him as read and reminding me that he has firing powers. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, while battling a severe flu, I was forced to come to work by my manager. Upon arrival, I discovered that a colleague he likes who should be covering for me is out today. The reason? Her shoes hurt. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you'll be labeled as someone with a short temper. However, the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML
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Top comments
bubblekitty 1
You should go in and quit. Leave him stressing out even more
instnt1nfction 17
Since you're leaving, why not take him with you
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Comments (86)
leadman1989 16
Um because it's a FACT? Should he have said IT every time he was gonna say she? It's amazing how all the comments are supportive when everyone thinks the boss is a guy and a dick, but as soon as it's a woman everyone turns on op. Either what the boss did was bitchy/dickish or it wasn't, man or woman.
leadman1989 16
Sorry op my employment isn't really working out either (I really don't like it). I'm gonna quit being fired or let go is a million times worse the next job always wants to know what happened.
shanners28 0
Then again quitting doesn't look good either
leadman1989 16
You have to quit at some point if you get another job. Neither is ideal but quitting is defiantly the lesser of two evils.
inpuredeceit 14
Well, that's kinda double edged sword... You can either find a new job, and quit. Or, you can wait for them to fire you. (If you have a severance package, even better.) You should poke your head into his office and ask if you can just review your performance there. Maybe he'll tell you what's up and you can fix it.
ace550 1
its funny how theres an fml for a boss a couple of fmls down lol
pilotoenrique 0
I'm not going to leave some stupid comment on here for you. I hope you misunderstood or t least get time to find a new job. This is no joking matter in this economy.
enonymous 9
You're hired in my books. You start work Monday posting the most random shit on FML and use a bunch of 80's jargon and quotes from somewhat popular movies.
Snookie85 19
I guess you know now, lol
Shrike 24
"If you don't like it then don't comment" now who's being ironic, dipshit? seriously, both your comments make you come off as a whining pussy and if you look at the thumbs down, you'll see I'm not the only one who thinks so. frankly if you were working in my company, you'd get the sack without any severance, because you're clearly criminally incompetent and have a superiority complex
Shrike 24
"If you don't like it then don't comment" now who's being ironic, dipshit? seriously, both your comments make you come off as a whining pussy and if you look at the thumbs down, you'll see I'm not the only one who thinks so. and frankly, if you were working in my company, I'd make sure you got sacked without any severance, because you're clearly criminally incompetent and have a superiority complex. I'm done with your sorry ass
Shrike 24
"If you don't like it then don't comment" now who's being ironic, troll? seriously, both your comments make you come off as a whining pussy and if you look at the thumbs down, you'll see I'm not the only one who thinks so. and frankly, if you were working in my company, I'd make sure you got sacked without any severance, because you're clearly criminally incompetent and have a superiority complex. I'm done with your dumb ass
aaronruark 2
Do not listen to these people the economy is bad look for work until he fires you if he fired you you will be eligable for unemployement if you quit your not
steelman112 1
That's not true moron. Do your research before you open your mouth.
yamatelle 19
Hreyes, I was just playing the feministic bitch. It was a joke and I didn't mean anything by it. A woman can be as much of a bitch as a man can be an asshole. :)