Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, my boss sent me a message about a project, via WhatsApp. It's my day off, so I figured it could wait till I was able to give a flying fuck. Literally a minute later, he was spamming me, demanding to know why I'd left him as read and reminding me that he has firing powers. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, while battling a severe flu, I was forced to come to work by my manager. Upon arrival, I discovered that a colleague he likes who should be covering for me is out today. The reason? Her shoes hurt. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you'll be labeled as someone with a short temper. However, the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML
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Top comments
bubblekitty 1
You should go in and quit. Leave him stressing out even more
instnt1nfction 17
Since you're leaving, why not take him with you
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Comments (86)
ikickgingers 15
Beastie boys come to mind. Sabotage!!!
Bobby64 29
Is it safe to assume you're stressing out more than your boss is?
heavymetalman1 0
WELL.... Now you know
bldouglas 0
hurry go flatten his tires!
yamatelle 19
Hreyes, I'm just playing a feminist bitch. It was just a joke and I didn't mean anything by it. :)
Pslcybn5 7
Time to start looking..
ssoccerchick97 16
FYL, that sucks. :/
Eiregal 7
pretty guy :-)
yamatelle 19
You called the guy pretty...? I'm almost sure that most guys don't appreciate being called "pretty", but I could be wrong.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I don't. I prefer beautimous.
ssoccerchick97 16
@39. lol. I'm a girl. That picture isn't me.
perdix 31
Doesn't that just reflect on your general cluelessness?
flockz 20
holy buttsex.
sklorange 5
Buy an ironic moustache and wig, sign up for an interview under someone else's name, and embrace a new identity!
whited666 0
I think it's time to quite, my friend.