Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, my boss sent me a message about a project, via WhatsApp. It's my day off, so I figured it could wait till I was able to give a flying fuck. Literally a minute later, he was spamming me, demanding to know why I'd left him as read and reminding me that he has firing powers. FML
Today, my company was having a huge party so I went to work dressed in my best outfit. During lunch break, my boss said to me, "You really missed out on something yesterday, it was great fun!" FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, while battling a severe flu, I was forced to come to work by my manager. Upon arrival, I discovered that a colleague he likes who should be covering for me is out today. The reason? Her shoes hurt. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you'll be labeled as someone with a short temper. However, the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML
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Top comments
bubblekitty 1
You should go in and quit. Leave him stressing out even more
instnt1nfction 17
Since you're leaving, why not take him with you
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Comments (86)
Takuya272727 16
#61, just for the sake of the arguement, lets say you're completely right. Do you still have to be completely, flat out rude about it, and smear it over people like you're some awesome badass? All I read was additional information, and even possibly some venting which helps ease and make the situation better than it may be. When we got something that completely decimates our day, maybe future... Venting a little does wonders. OP did nothing wrong. Disagree you may, it still was not nice in the least the way you displayed it.
meerkat0218 0
Omg same here!!!!
darkhungsolo 2
if u going to figure out how to get fired so that u can get unemployment **** them the way they are ******* up ur life hit em in the pockets
dancer_is_hawt 3
Maybe you're being promoted.
flockz 20
and with that will conclude today's session. but dont turn that dial! up next we have a new episode of "i really dont giving a shit" starring- *buh duh da daaaaa* flockz who really "dont give a sheeeittt. but i still like buttsex!! :D"
Neonnight 0
Better look for a new job before u leave
steelman112 1
Go out on sick leave for as long as you can. Make them pay you to sit home and relax. If they try to fire you for being sick sue the shit outta them and call the board of labor.
slushpup9696 12
Won't you eventually have to provide evidence that you're actually sick?
steelman112 1
Sure. But it's hard for the company to prove that your not suffering from stress or depression or a stomach problem and most companies wait as long as they can to try and prove it because they don't want to spend the money getting you checked out by one of there doctors.
mrmetr 4
Now you know. And knowings half the battle. Go Joe!
thiscrazything 1
Sorry...
xlibra259x 0
Aw, I'm sorry, that really stinks.