Today, I was put on notice at work due to my "anger problem." Apparently, sighing in a meeting means you'll be labeled as someone with a short temper. However, the creepy stalker guy is on the fast track to management. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my boss stressing out over finding a replacement for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, my boss admitted that he seriously regrets hiring me, but can't really do anything about it because that would make the senior management question his judgment, making him look bad. So he's just 'putting up' with me. FML
Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. Turns out they are firing 35 people. I wasn't on the list until I asked for a raise. FML
Today, I found out that mishearing my boss and laughing at what I thought he said can make him think I'm high and nearly force me to submit to a drug test. FML
Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML
Today, I came back to work after being out for a week. As I walked to the back of the store, I threw my hands up and yelled, "I'm back bitches". Right after I said it, I noticed my boss was behind me. I was then taken to the office and wrote up for foul language on my first day back. FML
Today, at work, I jumped under my desk in fear of a nuclear missile attack when the firestation next us let out its new awareness siren. I think I'm going insane. FML
Today, I was fired for having a haircut that was 'inappropriate for the workplace'. I have alopecia. My boss told me to stop making up excuses. FML
Today, my boss sent me a message about a project, via WhatsApp. It's my day off, so I figured it could wait till I was able to give a flying fuck. Literally a minute later, he was spamming me, demanding to know why I'd left him as read and reminding me that he has firing powers. FML
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Top comments
ThreeSheetsGone 12
*sigh*
Fruit_Dealer 9
Double posts annoy me.. Good thing you can at least edit them.
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Comments (59)
nateiztite 5
wow that sucks sorry OP;(
Keyman1212 14
Got something in your eye, 1? Probably just ****.
Finn_the_human 5
Struggling with anger problems? Call 1-800-BUDDY
shannonreneee 11
Are you sure the guy is a creepy stalker or are you just being bitter
hemz_fml 13
Well if he's the stalker then what are you doing knowing his every move in career?
abbyelizabeth 9
Now you have an excuse to flip out on people randomly. Sounds like a good thing to me OP!
turdbucket86 0
wow your boss is a douche!
michaeljcaboose 7
OP is clearly Alice
ThreeSheetsGone 12
*sigh*
Llamassss 21
Omg 22, you're so beautiful, I'm going to stalk you now! What? I'm promoted? Yay :)
ThreeSheetsGone 12
*sigh* I know, but I just can't get over the fact that somebody ate my Doritos. I WOULD'VE SHARED!!!! *sigh*
stacianichole 2
CALM DOWN!
junjunbun 28
Hey! Drop that attitude of yours, no need to get angry here #3 >:[
Fruit_Dealer 9
Stalkers always blink their way to the high grounds. If you don't get this its ok, not many people will.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
I got it, but it was stupid as hell so I thumbed it down.
Fruit_Dealer 9
You didn't get it.. Trust me.
PB4UGAME 8
But, they need sight to blink.
obviousboy 8
Wait wat? Fruitdealer with an sc2 reference. GG
Fruit_Dealer 9
Double posts annoy me.. Good thing you can at least edit them.
xdust 4
Well do you have anger problems?
marinus_fml 20
That's outrageous. They probably just don't like you.
Enigmax2514 7
This is a ******* weird place we live in op, I hope you are able to either cope with it or change it for the better
drealmorales 2
Next time say HULK SMASH and bang your fists on the table.
Bunnehs 0
If this post is anything to go by.. we should all report #3 for their aggressiveness and anger in their comment! :P