Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML
Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML
Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML
Today, I woke up early. As I was just about to fall back asleep, I was re-awoken to the sound of my parents doing it in the shower. FML
Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML
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Top comments
jackiemora 18
Hey at least your parents are together and enjoying each other. You don't get that too much anymore especially some of the stories you read on here.
anon80214 15
That's when you hurry up getting ready and get the hell out of there. FYL.
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Comments (70)
AddyGaming 8
I WOULD HAVE KILLED MYSELF
TheShadyMilkman 15
Total genius!
theMISSFOXX 10
lol that is hilarious
askippy5791 3
Omg I'd have night mares eww
kidsgotastinky 11
Score!
DoughtyPine 1
Best FML I've ever read
obrien813 6
Nothing BEATS classic Journey!!
captainchocha 4
This is probably the funniest post I've ever seen
SlyFox358 10
Maybe it was your mom saying it...
lilfox67 13
I really don't see what the big deal is on here about parents having sex. Like when my dad an my step mom go at it I just laugh a lil bit an am careful to shut the front door on my way out.