Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML
Today, an older man sat next to me while he ate his lunch. He dropped what I assumed was his cutlery. Wanting to help out, I picked it up off the floor. It was his teeth. FML
Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML
Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML
Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML
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Top comments
gigglingalways 6
Hey. A tip is a tip.
Mjwnenrjs 17
Nasty
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Mjwnenrjs 17
Nasty
Yngve_fml 9
Seems like he enjoyed his meal.
enonymous 9
That's good eating when your customers give you their teeth. Compliments to the chef
Marcella1016 32
Am I the only one who checked to see if OP lived in the deep South?
fthislyfe 22
Glad you didn't become a dentist. cuz then you would puke after seeing a rotten tooth in the patient's mouth.
nixter5 18
I hope he left a generous tip...or was the tooth the tip? Hmm...
NeatNit 33
I REALLY doubt it was a rotten tooth. It was probably some type of food that he didn't want to swallow, and OP just jumped to conclusions.
fanceh 10
Mmm, yummy.
gojira666 7
You know.....gingivitis is the number one cause of alll tooth decay...
stro88 6
Maybe he though you knew the tooth fairy? Who says adults can't still believe? He just didnt want an ice cream cone dumped on him like the last dude. Believe sucka!
woahbro2slow 0
omfg that is soooo gross :(
sanchezking 0
Eww
slick5880 22
It couldn't be rotten; it still had that new tooth smell.
ceepevoy 0
that whole situation Is f*cked up!
gigglingalways 6
Hey. A tip is a tip.
fireblaze03 2
First?
ceddyz17 10
complements to the chef
ladyLALAA 29
*compliments
wondabitch 0
you should've been honored.
jadeddreamer 0
That is quite possibly the single most disgusting thing I have ever heard of. Ugh...
minisquid 9
Look up tublady. May God have mercy on my soul.
Alex94xela 0
Ewww u should have beat his ass
jellitonoctopus 19
Or placed the tooth under OPs pillow. Money is money.
yumsugarr 8
Eeww! What etiquette .
billreines 0
Hey
RabbitPressure1 6
At least it wasn't a pube..
yumsugarr 8
'He reached into his mouth and pulled out a pube..' Yum.