Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, a truck rear-ended my car and drove off. I could see everything from my office, everything except his license plate. FML
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
Today, the snowplow truck backed into my truck. The window got smashed out, and the door is wrecked. The guy was a scumbag and just left. I didn’t realize he'd hit the truck until hours later. So there’s one inch of snow inside my truck, not to mention that it isn’t driveable. FML
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Top comments
Pennyfeather 0
Wow, who hit you is a totally dick. Sorry about your car.
bimmer09 0
how the hell does he deserve it, SUVs are everywhere dumbass as long as he wasn't blocking him it isn't his fault. FYL.
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Comments (80)
nightswimming 0
That really sucked, someone did that to me too while I was in class, only they didn't even leave a note.
Intoxicunt 6
FAKE. They don't have schools in Tennessee!
redbluegreen 41
Hahahaha, I giggled so bad!
Intoxicunt 6
:) Also fake due to the fact that the note didn't look like, "asiuagASGUIHgahguhng;lkjag!!94wkhf937q!!" As if people from Tennessee can write. Ha.
Jincos 0
Did anyone say you were a broken condom baby? :0
jg98 0
Females get into more little accidents that don't cost much usually. Guys usually get into big accidents that cost a lot. Which is why if I put my husband as the main driver of our Rav4 instead of me the insurance goes up about $30 on it. Personally, I would still file a police report against them if you know the license plate #, it's illegal to be driving without insurance anyway, and your insurance company would usually pay for fixing your truck and then go after the person to pay for it.
zack767 0
another little ******** that can't drive and have no insurance that sucks
xpxp2002 4
At least you got a note. Someone backed into my driver's side door last year while I was away from my car and they drove away leaving no note whatsoever.
xanth 0
A fingerprint would be useless unless they are already in the system. Plus I doubt police would take the time/money to take and analyze fingerprints for minor property damage. File a police report and next time your at school keep an eye out in the parking lot for a similar SUV with damage where it should be in case they haven't gotten it fixed already.
Jarlais 0
or a brain! seriously... driving is not that hard people!
dragonkiller101 0
#68 you are a ******* idiot. filing a police report doesnt do SHIT!!! cops dont give a rat's ass about these kind of things. they are too ******* busy eating donuts at Dunkin Donuts. one of my buddy got his sports car stolen and when he told the cops, they ******* told him that he has to PAY them inorder to search for his car.
1m_b0r3d 0
man its krispy kream not dunkin doughnuts :P