Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was an unusually hot day and I saw one of my friends walking down the street carrying a large bag. I stopped and asked if he needed a ride. When he got in, I noticed a horrible stench. He then told me he'd just been dumpster diving. FML
Today, I saw a very attractive young woman struggling with some boxes. The seduction attempt resulted in me carrying 60lbs of items for 30mins. When we got to her apartment, she thanked me and introduced me to her boyfriend. FML
Today, I got married. My new husband wanted to carry me over the threshold of our apartment, but he couldn't pick me up. FML
Today, I ran out of moving boxes so I used a few garbage bags to pack up my clothes. My new roommate decided to be helpful by putting those green garbage bags in the dumpster. It was garbage day. FML
Today, while my husband and I were cleaning out a closet, he went outside to throw out some trash. He was taking a long time to return and I went to make sure he was OK. He was in the living room watching TV instead of helping me. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML
Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
Today, while working at my truck stop, I helped a trucker check his tires. He seemed like a pretty nice guy, and we chatted for a bit. After he took off and I walked back inside, I went to clean the shower he was in before. Turns out he took a shit on the floor. His wife had been in there with him. FML
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ihavenolifehaha 16
He sounds really trashy
sweetbliss3 37
he sounds over dramatic. because he can't just do something nice and not act like a moron because you're married.
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Comments (113)
prettyinpinkxoxo 9
Sounds like he also should be dumped with the trash -__-
jennilis 0
Who is clicking 'you deserve it', and why? How is this the OP's fault?
theheightofirony 5
I know! I've seen heaps like this where OP doesn't deserve it but they say they do anyway. People probably click it for the sake of it.
pinkster2014 25
Or maybe they accidentally click YDI. It has happened to me before.
jennilis 0
I hope it's an accident. People as a whole need to be nicer and more understanding.
jennilis 0
I am totally counting myself in this! I realised after that I made it sound like I don't :/ oops. phrasing is everything!
SirMichael 13
Almost every FML gets a minimum of about 5-10% YDI regardless of the content.
mete_orito 34
Or some people just try to get the medal of YDI. By the way, that guy was an idiot.
Phooey 22
I clicked it. She was already on her way to throw out the trash... How the heck did dude know which apartment did she live at?!? She must have told him.
syed121417 22
Or she had to throw out the trash in a certain bin for a certain apartment.
Setareh23 34
#85 sigh. She didn't tell him where she lived. He was a total stranger driving by (hence why he didn't know she was married), saw a hot girl walking outside an apartment building and carrying a very heavy looking bag of trash to the dumpsters (probably at the end of the driveway), he got out and offered help, but when he later realised she was married he brought the bag back to the apartment (probably doorway or lobby).
klenorris 15
How rude!
chaine614 8
yeah, he is so rude, and not gentle at all
BanAnnalee 12
that's actually really funny. it makes a great story.
gingerJ 13
Yup
Miss_Terri 2
Well... technically it was your duty to bring it to the dumpster, which you did. What an idiot does with it afterwards is his business. No one can prove the trash is yours at the apartment and there may be witnesses he just left it at the lobby. That should be considered littering =).
pinkster2014 25
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe he was just kidding and OP didn't tell the rest of the story? Idk, but this FML needs a follow up!
askullnamedbilly 33
Uh... why? It's pretty self-explanatory. Guy sees girl he finds attractive, decides to help her in order to ask her out. Guy finds out girl is not available, gets upset because he 'deserved' to get repaid for his 'nice guy' behavior and decides to be a petty asshole and make her do the work all over again because she wouldn't put out.
more4me 27
I'm so sorry, OP , but this FML made me belly-laugh ! I did not see that coming at all. Just when you think you've heard every line in the book... Who in their right mind does a thing like that ?!! That guy is a total jackass. I feel sorry for his future girlfriend.
albertozeta_fml 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
In my opinion he was totally right, not against you but against your husband.
MzZombicidal 36
But... why?