Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I woke up to my sister sucking my toes because she was drunk, wanted to borrow one of my toe rings but couldn’t get it off, and thought spit would lubricate it off with her tongue. She doesn’t even live here, it’s my house. She used her spare key to get in at 1 a.m. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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JMTS 0
This MAY be a run-on sentence.
cupcakesnpot 9
I'm sorry, but she would be buying me a new phone.
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Comments (143)
IgotDatCheese 0
Set up a intervention. This shall solve the problems. Or will it?
Anubyte 0
Who can blame her? She was drunk :/ Thus the solution is easy, drink a little then no one will blame you when you trash her room :D
badactor009 0
Anyone with a brain would blame her, thats who. Being drunk is no excuse to do whatever you want and get away with it because you were under the influence. That is the worst excuse since the dawn of time. Everyone is responsible for what they do, drunk, high or sober. She should have to face the music and deal with the consequences.
WutzButz 3
Didn't you know? Women are never responsable for their doings when they're drunk, especially if sex is involved. And no, not personal experience, I'm not a lesbian. And yes, pissed off and bitter.
MrXerxes5 6
Go get wasted and break her shit. See how she likes it.
mj_ok 9
People's true feelings come out when they're drunk.;; she was probably jealous of your new phone,
dee13 2
This is something I would do...
furly09 17
"you know what, uh-that one was too wordy. That one was too wordy- that- that was- that was flawed from the ground up, it wasn't funny, and we'll work on it...and get back to you." Anyhow, FYL.
R0V3661 0
Hahahah dang, I would killed her not literally, but dang wow
leadman1989 16
E-harmony matched you two she was lust looking for some incest in the morning.
monagro 22
That happens
MEM0817 18
Sounds like a preview for Jersey Shore or The Real World.