Today, my drunk sister came in my room at 2 in the morning, sat on the side of my bed, fell off, knocked over my glass of water, which ruined my new phone, then got angry at me for getting angry with her. She then slammed my door, which made all the photo frames smash to the ground. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
Today, I woke up to my sister sucking my toes because she was drunk, wanted to borrow one of my toe rings but couldn’t get it off, and thought spit would lubricate it off with her tongue. She doesn’t even live here, it’s my house. She used her spare key to get in at 1 a.m. FML
Today, I ended up sleeping on the dirty floor because my sister didn't want to share a king size bed with me. She got up to get a drink and stepped on my face. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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JMTS 0
This MAY be a run-on sentence.
cupcakesnpot 9
I'm sorry, but she would be buying me a new phone.
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Comments (143)
lalalaski 3
DON'T DRINK, KIDS.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Nah, drinking is great. It's the people that can't handle their shit that makes it look bad. Case in point: OP's sister
j_cat187 20
I am the words kindest drunk thank you very much
crazy_whitechick 6
I'd make up a bunch of shit that she "did" while drunk... Use as blackmail
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Take a picture of the mess she made, frame it and hang it in her room. Caption it "STOP DRINKING."
robincakes94 8
I agree 1000%, but It's weird hearing this advice from somebody that has Tequila at the front of their name. & isn't that a book title or something? :D
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Do as I say, not as I do? ;) Lol. The book I had in mind was "To Kill a Mockingbird," but if Tequila Mockingbird is a book, too, that's pretty cool.
robincakes94 8
Haha, yeah I'm talking about the book To Kill a Mockingbird! I love that book, and your orginality!
LonestarConfeder 3
Sounds like the ultimate bad day
iDaniel525 8
Family...the greatest gift in life.
SadIife 6
Your sister should learn to sleep in her own bed..... I would have kicked her out
ProhibitionRose 14
I dont think she was going in there to sleep >.>
liveXyourXlife 0
The things alcohol does to you /:
leogirl95 12
FYL. That's all that can be said.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
It can also just be clicked.
leogirl95 12
Said and clicked.
colabobo 5
What happened to sisterly love?
blcarter81 0
Her sister came in her room. Some sort of love went down...
VGEHTS 5
You must live in a module home. FYL