Family, Drunk, Annoying and Miscellaneous: Drunken antics - FML

Drunken antics

By eddie818 - 10/06/2012 07:54 - Canada - Sidney

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

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allard 14

Sunday 10 June 2012 16:55

Atleast you're being a good brother, and looking after her. Could've been Alot worse.

clumsychik 1

Sunday 10 June 2012 16:54

She'll pass out eventually.

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bluelagoon24 19

Monday 11 June 2012 2:05

You sound like the best brother ever :) I understand you're pissed off but if your sister has any sense she'll appreciate what you did.

jaylo1427 4

Monday 11 June 2012 2:13

Your a great sister :)

brohamas16 7

Monday 11 June 2012 3:15

Hahahaahah let's be honest......who hasnt been there before?

NYCZO 0

Monday 11 June 2012 5:33

Let her drunk ass cry.

Jessj958 19

Monday 11 June 2012 6:19

That's really nice of you to take care of her like that...and like someone else already said she owes you one! Lol

Shoone_fml 5

Monday 11 June 2012 7:53

Lumby Days has that effect on people. I woke up pretty messed. Were you guys at Lumby Days?

blutigenbonbon 10

Monday 11 June 2012 9:24

Lmfao xD

96skeeter 6

Monday 11 June 2012 9:33

Just leave her and go pass out she will cry herself out eventually.

quandtu 3

Monday 11 June 2012 14:37

Take photos/videos and latter you can bribe her.

alasdair 1

Monday 11 June 2012 22:57

Take a sick day and say your having bad blood in your family

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