Today, I was desperate for a pee so I used some public toilets which were full of obviously underage girls drinking. I didn't think anything of it until halfway through my business when I looked up to see two of them leaning over the top of the stall taking pictures with a mobile phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
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Top comments
jarofarts 0
wtf? why would they take pictures of you peeing? drinking in a public restroom and taking pictures of strangers peeing. those kids are cool, man.
Rooney101 0
Sounds a lot like what happened on the awesome tv show 'The Inbetweeners'
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Comments (136)
Ubruntu 0
I'm having trouble picturing this scenario properly. Were the girls drinking pee out of toilets?
Sopa2010 0
I hope you're not serious lol
Zoa_fml 0
And then you immediately called the cops right?
Ilovelife07 0
lol what? I'm hoping that was a joke 12
effyoubitch 5
15-cutest dog ever!
morgann_believee 5
I like your dog. (:
scorpioserpent 1
wtf? they had no right to do that. I hope you got them in trouble.
EffMyLyf 0
I would of grabbed their phones and smashed them or flushed them down the toilet, then called the cops and blocked the bathroom door until they get there.
Tehalon 0
Maybe you should google for peeing women in public bathrooms to see if your pics pop up anywhere. I would've asked em to pass the bottle, join in on the fun!
EMTchic 14
Your picture is slightly ironic for this FML...
Always4tehlolz 0
That's just wrong, why would they think taking pictures of someone taking a piss was a good idea? I agree with 17, smash their phones and call the cops, that's just straight up nasty on their part.
ThatDarnBandit 0
You can press charges for this, send them to jail.
raged_fml 0
wtf who gets drunk in a public restroom loool
necromancerlord 0
You should have volunteered to take their photos while they pissed on their mobiles, then quickly upload them to their facebook profiles using their phones. Would have served the perverted bitches right for everyone they know to see that.