Today, I was desperate for a pee so I used some public toilets which were full of obviously underage girls drinking. I didn't think anything of it until halfway through my business when I looked up to see two of them leaning over the top of the stall taking pictures with a mobile phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take a leak, so I went into a porta-john. I noticed another man's hand under the door with a cell phone. Angered, I aimed my stream at his hand and phone. He tilted the porta-john over in response. It was full. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet. I looked down and realised someone in the stall next to me was peeing on my foot underneath the divider. They didn't even attempt to aim for the toilet bowl. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I was at a busy restaurant and, in a rush, walked into the men’s restroom instead of the women’s. I was so focused on my phone that I didn’t notice the stares, or the guy at the sink giving me the confused glare. When I finally looked up and saw the urinals, I practically sprinted out. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
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jarofarts 0
wtf? why would they take pictures of you peeing? drinking in a public restroom and taking pictures of strangers peeing. those kids are cool, man.
Rooney101 0
Sounds a lot like what happened on the awesome tv show 'The Inbetweeners'
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Comments (136)
ga2157 0
the fact that these are underage girls drinking should answer any common sense questions a lot of the comments seem to be reffering to. teenagers NEVER do anything rationally, i should know, because I was one five minutes ago. and being drunk..well, that explains the rest. fyl
ga2157 0
the fact that these are underage girls drinking should answer any common sense questions a lot of the comments seem to be reffering to. teenagers NEVER do anything rationally, i should know, because I was one five minutes ago. and being drunk..well, that explains the rest. fyl
neurorot 0
what the ****?
lilcuti3pi389 0
That suxx.. Who the fck does that?? Weird ass girls
Aetius_fml 0
It is at this point in the evening where Wayne Brady got to choke a bitch (or several).
Aetius_fml 0
It is at this point in the evening where Wayne Brady got to choke a bitch (or several).
ga2157 0
lol @ #37
Sessee 4
You should have beat the shit out of them and took their memory card.
hahasuckers 0
Sounds like England.. I know this sort of thing to happen a lot around my area. (especially in Henley.. but I'm not naming names or anything here...)
idontgiveone 0
lmfao 37 xD wait OP, u shud hav called the police first but owell u probably will be stabbed in the back fr doing that so yeap, no options there. FYL