Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I felt I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor and clean it up later. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $1000 laptop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I'm using mold and mildew stain remover on my mattress, all because I threw up on it drunk, and was to lazy to clean it up when it happened. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
Today, I had a party at my house. I have a nice laptop that I hook up to the stereo, but someone almost spilt beer on it, so I took it downstairs. Later on in the night, I went down to look something up on it. Someone had taken a shit on it. FML
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML
Today, I got drunk and spewed all over my lounge room floor. My dog ate it up, also got drunk, and also eventually spewed on the floor too. FML
Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML
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Top comments
Ole_Stinker 0
Had you gotten out of bed you probably would have stomped on it anyway.
Dr_Phil 0
Wow, that was pretty stupid.
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Comments (122)
Lucicx0 0
waiiit so umm how long have you been in school like 3 years?
MikeRat 0
Before you tip back a brew Make sure you're not going to spew
Vonnick 0
You're a drunken *****/punk.
King_of_Kings 3
lmao #44
bfly1890 0
Dude, that's ****** disgusting... just last night i was drinking and i threw up this morning having the worst spins i've ever had and at least I made it to the garbage can on the other side of my room and that took so much energy to clean that up so why puke on your floor....
may_cause_fail 0
How could that even seem like a good idea? :/ Also why would you leave a laptop on the floor? That's just an accident waiting to happen.
Sgt_Schadenfreud 0
There is no way you can dress this up to look like anything except a massive tool.
martha_fml 0
what are you doing drinking in bed alone? lame
Alienware51 0
l2 keep your alcohol in... and drinking alone usually not a good thing. Plus, $1000 for a laptop lulz. quite a piece of shit.
merrielp 13
I have a $250 laptop. Works great. Better than the expensive one I had.
myster1ous 0
:/