Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I felt I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor and clean it up later. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $1000 laptop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I'm using mold and mildew stain remover on my mattress, all because I threw up on it drunk, and was to lazy to clean it up when it happened. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
Today, I had a party at my house. I have a nice laptop that I hook up to the stereo, but someone almost spilt beer on it, so I took it downstairs. Later on in the night, I went down to look something up on it. Someone had taken a shit on it. FML
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML
Today, I got drunk and spewed all over my lounge room floor. My dog ate it up, also got drunk, and also eventually spewed on the floor too. FML
Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML
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Top comments
Ole_Stinker 0
Had you gotten out of bed you probably would have stomped on it anyway.
Dr_Phil 0
Wow, that was pretty stupid.
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Comments (122)
Jaay_fml 0
Wow are you that lazy you can't get up to barf you'd rather do it onthe floor EW!
dexterrr_fml 0
Why is your computer on the floor, next to your bed even, if it is so expensive to you?
Sakura_Haruno 0
Congrats, you're an idiot.
RaidenXS 0
cheap laptop anyways. who cares and @ 63 macbooks are more expensive than pc laptops foo
Moviefreak321 0
So here is the problem I see you have presented for us to solve. Here I'll make it multiple choice. Scenerio: A Student decides to take a drink for every year of education they have had. After consuming said drinks they end up getting sick and, in that process, vomit over their expensive laptop. From the information presented which of the below answers seems more likely: A. The student has little education and is merely incapable of holding their liquor B. The student has had enough years of school to get drunk off of, but apparently not enough to actually gain any sort of intelligence C. In the school's defense, it provided the student with a great education, but the development of a drinking problem led to death of brain cells which led to the death of the lap top
Jazzgirl4ever 0
I'm gonna go with a or b lmfao!
purplemagnet 0
nevermind, i read it wrong
Mikey_Mayhem 0
been there done that haha, mine was $5000, still works fine, smelt a bit off for a while tho
ChibiMint 0
thats a cheap lappy....
Nate25 0
Don't drink YDI
zredalert95 0
laziness for the fail. and contrary to #72, drink as much as you want, just don't do dumb shit like this. better luck next time.