Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I felt I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on my floor and clean it up later. Later on I woke up and realized I threw up on my $1000 laptop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, I'm using mold and mildew stain remover on my mattress, all because I threw up on it drunk, and was to lazy to clean it up when it happened. FML
Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
Today, I had a party at my house. I have a nice laptop that I hook up to the stereo, but someone almost spilt beer on it, so I took it downstairs. Later on in the night, I went down to look something up on it. Someone had taken a shit on it. FML
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
Today, I decided to do a good bit of spring cleaning. When my apartment was finally spotless I went to lie down. I woke up later to find my drunk flatmate passed out in a puddle of her own puke on the living room's carpet. FML
Today, I got drunk and spewed all over my lounge room floor. My dog ate it up, also got drunk, and also eventually spewed on the floor too. FML
Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML
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Top comments
Ole_Stinker 0
Had you gotten out of bed you probably would have stomped on it anyway.
Dr_Phil 0
Wow, that was pretty stupid.
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Comments (122)
klyoelna 0
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that was a cheap laptop.......
King_of_Kings 3
the laptop i want costs 4000 dollars and has a 2 terabyte memory and the best technology. too many features to list
Tehalon 0
If you cant keep in ur liquor then you shouldnt drink! You obviously haven't been in school long enough.
yojoeletsmakeout 0
baha! # 25 i agree.
I_Suck_At_Life 0
#25 Is 100% correct and so is #23
holynemesis1208 3
Laziness got the best of you. minus $2000 and 200 life points.
BJacobs 0
you're disgusting. I can't even toss a dirty tissue on the ground without feeling vile. also anyone who doesn't think he's an idiot, you're an idiot.
allie2590 31
I'm glad I never puke when I'm drunk. :D
smoGEN 0
(Good idea) BUUUUUUUUT LAZY BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
npk88 0
drunk moron. Who drinks by themselves? Oh that's right....loser alcoholics