Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over text because she discovered from my mum that my teeth aren't my natural teeth, and she feels disgusted kissing me. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I watched my girlfriend slowly floss her teeth, and then eat what showed up on the floss. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML
Today, my girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheeks combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it and I'm now in the doghouse. FML
Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML
Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML
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Top comments
GrinchFu1 27
Definitely not the type of pearl necklace she's looking for ;-) Give it time... She'll get over it.
20bricks 28
Tell her to grit her teeth and get over it
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Comments (36)
gqlmno 23
sounds like a drunk dream to me. they always awesome AF or just strait up ****** up
Lalala579121 28
Just tell her the tooth that it can't happen.
MFcoffee 12
uuuuh you sure thats not just her excuse for doing something she wasn't suppose and trying not to pass you anything?... just saying, be careful
c_miller777 12
Sounds like bullshit
AmIReallyRenee 20
Dreams can mess people up. But there's just a certain point that if you cross it becomes illogical... OP'S girlfriend went way past that line
worldclassrager 41
No kisses on the lips for awhile but just be careful if you have a chance...it might ease her fear
christina3466 17
Pretty reasonable
CaroLouWho 10
One time I dreamed I was on vacation and my front teeth crumbled and fell out. Weird dental dreams FTW, I guess...
Bubbilility 27
I dreamed I ate an entire jar or raw sugar by the teaspoon. Haven't been able to look at it since. Seriously though I hope she'll feel better about it all soon. Those kinds of dreams can be hard to shake.
DeadHorseman 11
are you sure it's not cause someone took a shit in your mouth?