Proposal, Relatable, Awkward Love Dream proposal

Dream proposal

groomfail - 02/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML

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rejectedmidair - 13/11/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML

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Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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ManInTrouble - 16/03/2010 04:50 - United States

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

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Anonymous - 07/07/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML

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Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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Ido - 26/08/2010 20:06 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML

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Overreaction

Anonymous - 06/03/2024 15:00

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend but she refused. Why? Because instead of asking her, “Will you marry me?” I asked her to “be my wife.” She flew off the handle because “my wife” suggests she would be mine, like ownership, like domestic slavery. I don’t want to marry her anymore; she’s nuts. FML

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jake - 12/08/2012 15:49 - United States - Bend

Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML

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Anonymous - 03/06/2019 00:02

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML

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caleyy 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:20

she should have been thankful, because that's incredibly sweet. i don't understand the obsession with proposals as long as you're genuinely in love and propose in a way that shows you care.

texmas 0

Monday 2 March 2009 9:20

I've only known one other person who had a fiance who bitched about the WAY her boyfriend proposed. She turned out to be insane, and they ended up splitting up. If she's seriously going to cry because you didn't propose how she wanted you to, it's time to break up.

zahuntah 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 17:57

I used to work with a girl who planned the way that her boyfriend would propose to her. I don't mean that she dreamed about how it would be; I mean that she actually planned and scheduled it and told her boyfriend, "This is what you are going to do." It sounds like this girl might be the same kind of entitled control freak. Now is the time to run. Seriously. If you marry a girl who cries for FOUR HOURS because your amazing proposal wasn't exactly what she wanted, then I can guarantee that nothing you do will ever be good enough.

Karen_fml 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 18:36

What a bitch... I'd be so happy if my boyfriend proposed to me in such a surprising way.

Vonnick 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:26

If she's that high maintenance, end it.

xelectrickiss 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:03

i agree with number 5. Most girls are never happy. You have to accept what your given, and learn that not all guys are prince charmings. Except this guy went over the top, and tried really hard to be sweet and sincere. seriously, dump the stuck up bitch.

friendlyspidey34 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 22:39

wow you're girlfriend is a bitch! she should appreciate all the work you did. It was romantic and she couldn't even appreciate it. thats pathetic!

shamille 5

Tuesday 3 March 2009 23:41

wow, what a high-maintenance BITCH

dunkindoo123 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:28

what an ungrateful bitch. if i were you i'd leave her already.

KawaiiRoxas 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 0:42

That does suck, and I agree you should have paid more attention to her..But that biotch also should have appreciated all that you did.

merv243 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 2:00

You guys are either too young to get married (based on her lack of emotional control) or she is too emotional for you guys to get married. Good luck :/