Today, I proposed to my girlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelled out, "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" from the platform, pointing her out. Turns out, I was pointing at the wrong girl. My girlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong girl yelled, "Yes!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I went through with my elaborate plans to propose to my girlfriend with creativity. I took her skydiving and proposed in midair. She rejected it. Why? She wanted a more "traditional" proposal. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I'm madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?" After seeing it, she locked herself in her room and cried for hours, exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I'd invited my entire family. FML
Today, I thought it would be romantic to propose to my girlfriend during halftime at a local football game. I arranged everything with the stadium staff. When the moment came, I got down on one knee, only for her to hiss, "Are you serious? Right here?" She ran off, leaving me kneeling in front of hundreds of people. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Today, I was finally about to propose to my girlfriend at a fancy restaurant. Just as I got down on one knee, the fire alarm went off and the entire restaurant had to evacuate. She thought I was joking, and now she’s mad at me for "messing with her emotions." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. When she saw the ring, she got so excited that she ran to kiss me and it flew out of my hand, over the balcony of our suite, and fell roughly 45 stories straight down. I could feel my wallet screaming as a £4000 diamond vanished into the night. FML
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thathurts 0
YDI for not recognizing your own girlfriend..
chocolatedrop 0
i first read this and thought of the fresh prince of bel air
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ShatteredDreams8 0
ydi for proposing like that...
abbi96x 0
You should wear glasses :]
ShatteredDreams8 0
Why should I?
mebecatie 0
lmfao I hate this word but it needs to b sed rite now. fail.. agh I hate that word. but it totally fits this situation.
Gerson123 0
lol...
puffydude1 0
YDI for wanting to get married.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
ahahah YDI for having a gf too dumb to see an honest mistake. Move on. Your future kids will thank you.
heynow00wellthen 0
Lol you're gf overreacted..by a ton. xD
tooGee24 0
ydi for wantin to get married, take that as a sign
BeeHappy_fml 0
this is SO fake...
Ali_Br_fml 33
aww, that was sweet! Maybe since the wrong girl said yes, she thought you were cheating... Hmm, she may be your next girlfriend... She likes you already!!! Or she has been stalking you for years waiting for you to notice her, and you are heading to a sick and premature painful death... Well, take it as a sign... go for it... just don't end up on the news for being dead, or come back to haunt me for telling you to go for it...
beeship321 5
Well when you're Justin beiber of course anyone would jump at the chance and say yes and of course your 12 year old girlfriend will over react.
Cates500 0
FYL and CONGRATULATIONS! haha
NameTitleHere 0
I'm with you on that one. Fake.
ellielovesyuh 0
awh that's mean. how could she not know u meant her if u are her boyfriend. that's just stupid.
BallinJ 0
ur gf is an idiot. and ydi for proposing like this.
LightningLadyy 0
Hahaha 18, I remember that episode!
oakleyguy 0
Hahahhahahhahahhahahahahh
ladybunny 0
EPIC PROPOSING FAIL
bwhahaha_fml 10
my guess is that you were at wonderland? if so then I'm confused on how the f**k you could confuse the two girls. either the other one was a friend who you didn't mind marrying or you are a lier.
zao_89 2
Yes, because the only bungee jump in all of Ontario is in Wonderland.
lebronsux 0
well, WAZ SHE HOT??
lostprophets7000 0
use a name next time
xxASLfreakxx 0
18, I agree!!:)
bmxx 0
46 u look like a gayer version of Justin beiber
black_knight402 0
you loose one, you've gained one
hhailey76854 0
you are so attractive
pertained 12
didn't work on the fresh prince of bel-air, won't work for you either.
LeCorsaire_fml 0
he can't do that when he bungee jumps.
JDFromSac 0
buahahahahahahahahahah
UpYoursInAdvance 0
#21 OKay????!?
MadPercussion 0
Canada's Wonderland? Nice. I was there last week. Too bad I wasn't a witness to this hilarious situation.
benny2465 0
ydi for dating a moron
Jetsu 0
111 your scary right, i jumped back in fear when i saw that!! It has a twin!! Kill it with fire!!
nabzilla 0
You know there's thing called addressing her by her name before saying something as important as that and making a mistake like that.
maskedbunny 0
your girlfriend should have known who you were talking to...
JBmm 0
oh god... what a bad idea...
glider23 0
duuuuumb
bubblzz 4
hahaaa... this fml is awesome...:)) everything that could go wrong went wrong... just sweet talk her and she'll be over it:D you must've done something op though to make her feel so insecure that she couldn't believe you were actually proposing to her.. i would love to be proposed to this way:D
Bubbelz 25
Haha so YOU are stalking me!
chocolatedrop 0
i first read this and thought of the fresh prince of bel air
xshadyshadow 0
Lmao, that was the funniest epi. Poor, Stupid Hillary.
Jessi2487 0
trevor: "hiliary banks" hiliary: "YES TREVOR!" trevor: "will you marry m--" *falls to his death* lol i was watching tht episode earlier... so effin funny :D
Bubbelz 25
Hahahahaha xD
Jetsu 0
which ep is that? anyone got the name or season and ep #?
thathurts 0
YDI for not recognizing your own girlfriend..
capnbzarr 43
Silly method of proposing, but if she's that mercurial then you're better off without her anyway. And the stranger who wants to marry you is just a bonus!
Freeze_fml 17
Interesting way to propose.
Vayerman 4
God your ridiculous. Dude get some change.
HappyPickles 11
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YDI - I cannot click YDI enough. YDI for choosing such an embarrassing way to propose YDI for stuffing it up YDI that your GF ran away from you However, I think the other girl at least has a sense of humour for shouting "yes". ... Who knows, perhaps she even meant it. YDI for getting engaged to the wrong person
Jessi_the_sexii 0
one door opens, another closes eh?