Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML
Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
Today, my mom told me to take out the trash. I thought it would be a good idea to Hulk-smash it into the can. I missed. The bag ripped and garbage flew everywhere. FML
Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML
Today, I was shovelling snow out of my driveway and broke my shovel. So I tried cleaning the driveway with a garbage lid. That broke too. Now I'm out snow shovel, AND a garbage lid. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
Today, I slipped and fell on the ice while attending a community event for work. A man came to help me up, and I farted really loudly. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
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Top comments
rawr_iliketacos 0
i hate it when people don't use past tense.
Mx_Rider 6
LMFAO this fml is full of fail. from the moment you started typing to the part where you busted your damn nose :D
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Comments (130)
Imag1naryGirl 0
u must be really tall
yatoast 0
please report this using proper English thanks!
pyroplatypus 3
Please report yatoast for failing to use proper English. I hate hypocrites...
Ajjas013 6
No pendatic, he capitalized English. It's ok :)
Ajjas013 6
Let's blame him for Global Warming :)
Ajjas013 6
*Gives the look*
nates0210 0
first!
gnetgirl26 0
It is supposed to be FELL
ericshun313 0
screw off she broke her nose she dsnt care about spelling
YDI_King 0
YDI for the bad english
rejectreality101 0
Why is everyone picking on the OP for their use of the English language? Not only is it on the screen, it has been pointed out multiple times that the OP is Norwegian and that English probably isn't their first language.
underpaid011 0
next time video tape it and put it on you tube.
isalovesFML 0
wow smooth move!!!! YDI
awwdudethatsux 0
what dies your Fall have anythingnto do with your busted nose??
gnetgirl26 0
your right ericshun313 but you still suck at insults
tb15 0
were you doing it as you were writing the fml? otherwise use the past tense