Today, I’m pregnant with my boyfriend’s baby. He’s been saying he’s gonna leave his wife for the past 10 months, but there’s constant hemming and hawing. He wants me to get rid of the baby because, “I’ve already raised my own child for 19 years, I don’t got time for this.” I’m Catholic and don’t believe in abortion. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I announced to my boyfriend of 5 years that I was pregnant. He gave me an ultimatum. Either I "get rid of it" because he’s "not ready to be a dad" or he’ll "put me out on the streets." I’m unemployed and have nowhere to go if I keep it. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML
Today, while discussing kids, my fiancé told me he has a kid already with his previous fiancé, but he hates kids so much, he left and moved to this country before it was born. He doesn’t even know if it’s a boy or girl, because he simply doesn’t give a toss. Yes, I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an ultimatum: either get an abortion, or he’ll move out to go work for his brother, and good luck chasing him up for child support because his brother lives abroad. FML
Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML
Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML
Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
Today, I managed to get pregnant on purpose, in hopes to get my cheating boyfriend to stop seeing his side piece. Turns out he’s "not ready to be a dad" and prefers the homewrecking skank and left. Now I’m stuck with rent I can’t afford by myself, and a baby I don’t even want anymore. FML
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smoochmysnoot 6
You don’t believe in abortion, but you DO believe in ******* someone else’s husband? Interesting morals you have.. Anyway, YDI.
angus 17
Interesting time to develop a conscience post adultery😂 last time I checked adultery was on that list of “thou shalt not’s”in the goat herder’s guide to the galaxy, but no mention of abortion🤔
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smoochmysnoot 6
You don’t believe in abortion, but you DO believe in ******* someone else’s husband? Interesting morals you have.. Anyway, YDI.
eellik 12
While both are wrong, there's still a huge difference between them in catholic understanding.
jlc82 14
oh that poor kid. a homewrecker for a mother and a cheating deadbeat for a father... this poor kid's therapy bills are going to be astronomical.
angus 17
Interesting time to develop a conscience post adultery😂 last time I checked adultery was on that list of “thou shalt not’s”in the goat herder’s guide to the galaxy, but no mention of abortion🤔
tiptoppc 21
There is biblical verses about stoning a ***** though. Although they conveniently leave out the part of stoning the guy for his part as well.
JuneBleeds4 20
"I’m Catholic and don’t believe in abortion." But adultery is fine? YDI and more.
TomeDr 25
Okay, you’ve screwed things up royally but now you need to focus on your baby. Time to lawyer up and sue him for child support.
DLBL 23
Adoption is an option. Maybe a good one for this gal.
copalolita 16
GIRL YOU’RE A CATHOLIC AND DONT DO ABORTIONS YET YOU PARTICIPATED IN AN EXTRA MARITAL AFFAIR????? Loooooooooool Also, don’t believe a guy who says they’ll leave their wife/girlfriend for you. He’s using you as a placeholder. Have more respect for yourself and don’t go after someone else’s leftovers.
Boyer79 10
I thought as a Catholic that you also wouldn’t believe in breaking up a marriage by having an affair with a married man?!
newbiemalestr8 27
but you believe in adultery
Karmarocks946 9
the one who doesn't deserve this is your unborn child. you deserve this for intentionally being a mistress
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You're Catholic, so you don't believe in abortion OR birth control. But it's okay to knowingly have sex with someone else's husband? And you're not married to him? Hmm... I don't think God would approve of that.