Today, I was changing the garbage at a local fast food place where I work. Being a rather short guy, I had to lean back and fling the full, heavy bag at the top. I did so with such force that my head hit the dumpster, knocking me out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a dump at the Home Depot. After I was finished, I was bent over and pulling the toilet paper out of the holder. I pulled too hard, causing the dispenser lid to fling open and smack me on the back of the head. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, I was taking out the garbage at work when I slipped and fell into the garbage container. The scent was so bad that a bus driver denied me a ride home. FML
Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML
Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML
Today, as I was taking the garbage out, I tripped over my own feet, causing my knee to dislocate in such a way that it shattered the back of my kneecap and fractured my femur. I guess I won't be taking the garbage out again anytime soon. FML
Today, I was at work at the airport. I got called up to a plane's cargo hold, and thought I'd finally learn how to use the loader. Turns out they just needed me to weigh something down, effectively making me ballast. Then my boss told me to get the hell off, after which I hit my head hard climbing out. FML
Today, I had to squat to retrieve something from the bottom of the cabinet in the bathroom. This caused me to fart and startle myself enough that I jumped and banged my forehead on the sink. FML
Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML
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Top comments
FitForFun 11
Someone clearly has been hitting the gym too hard. You are too strong for your own body. I mean you are literally so strong your body is knocking itself out to get some rest. Bravo my friend.
RedPillSucks 33
way to use your head in the situation. Dumpster KO
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Comments (52)
FitForFun 11
Someone clearly has been hitting the gym too hard. You are too strong for your own body. I mean you are literally so strong your body is knocking itself out to get some rest. Bravo my friend.
ComoEsJuan 24
Somewhere, somebody rolled a D-20 amd fumbled...
badluckalex 23
or op is too lazy to get a ladder...
PrincessesCrown 17
@23 OP most likely didn't have time to go out and get a ladder. In the fast food business you have to be able to do things quickly, and taking going to find a ladder let alone drag it over is something that would take a good bit of time if you think you can do the job without it. Besides OP's might think OP isn't being effective or isn't capable if he needed to get a ladder. As for OP I suggest you ask for someone's help next time in order to avoid further injuries, or you can try to take out the trash before it's all the way filled. I hope your head feels better.
Mortoli 30
Yeah and knocking yourself out is gonna be a lot better than taking the time to get one ladder?
RedPillSucks 33
way to use your head in the situation. Dumpster KO
BrickTamlandLamp 13
This needs to be the next major UFC event
IloveToLaugh143 21
When I read this FML, it reminded me of that video where the guy smashes his head against watermelons repeatedly.
kangx1 28
What a DUMPAss.
jdesa 2
Terrible
Donkness 9
*holds up round cards* Dumpster: 1 OP: 0
nfsdude0125 14
Oucho!
thomcmoore 23
New definition of head banging
laniparis 13
The original definition of head banging :)
A_Twerking_Koala 9
That must stink sorry to here about your trashy situation.
alshygirl 14
Please stop writing run on sentences it's really annoying I can't stand it *breathe*
rjt93 18
Did You mean fun because that's just another pun
A_Twerking_Koala 9
That is what happens when you type a comment in a rush, sadly I can't edit it. #15 On the other hand at least I remember to leave a period at the end of my sentence.
flame5768 14
FATALITY.
BrickTamlandLamp 13
*consider this really dumb situation* --- If the dumpster were in the Mortal Kombat series... What would its finishing move be?
KainMoogle 21
My guess would be throwing you into the dump truck to be crushed
incoherentrmblr 22
Flawless victory... As for a finisher, call it dumpster tipping...
5destroyer35 20
The Mafia don't even need to knock OP and put him in a dumpster. They can just leave him near one and let nature take its course.
ChenEighty 20
Under the same token, he should be careful at piers when there are garbage bags around.
stryder9090 28
still probably better than going in and continuing to work with fast food