Today, I woke up to a voicemail from my manager saying I had the day off. Excited, I made plans with my friends. A few minutes ago I got a call from my other manager yelling at me for not showing up, and the original manager revealed he had me confused with another girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I got roped into work on my day off because the two new guys weren't showing up. My boss promised that I would get tomorrow off if I did, so I said okay. However, as soon as I came in and got all ready to go, guess who came in? FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML
Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, I went in for my second day working at my internship. My bosses greeted me and told me we were going to have a meeting. The meeting was about the drunk voicemails I left them on Saturday. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I got a call from the Hollister manager yelling at me for not showing up for work that night. I was never informed I got the job. I missed my first day of work. FML
Today, because the two other managers decided to go on a spa day together, I had to stay at work despite the fact I spent most of the day throwing up in the bathroom. They called me to say what a good day they had. FML
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killmoose 5
If the boss confesses to making a mistake, you should be forgiven
notjanedoe 27
Good grief, one should think a bit of internal communication isn't too much to ask before they start yelling at the employees.
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Comments (55)
Zestus 19
Contact the other girl and wear the exact same stuff/do your hair the same way and confuse the shit out of them for laughs
Pleonasm 36
I'm sure that'll fix everything for her, then.
jayleensmama 14
Yeah... because they're twins so that would work. ::eyeroll::
alfakennybody 10
Hope your not fired
ShannyAK 16
Yeah honestly if it was a mistake or not op shouldnt get fired
sux4u121 10
OP had a job aaaannnnnddd it's gone.
ShannyAK 16
Well actually we dont know that because op never said she got fired just yelled at which she doesnt deserve
red_headforlife 15
You're* sorry guys had to.
killmoose 5
If the boss confesses to making a mistake, you should be forgiven
ICastillo 25
She should just show the voice mail to the dick head boss who was yelling at her.
notjanedoe 27
Good grief, one should think a bit of internal communication isn't too much to ask before they start yelling at the employees.
Crzysht96 3
You have the voice mail. I wouldn't worry about your job.
Amama_fml 30
If it was me, I would be screwed because I always delete voicemails after listening to them.
ladylilly25 20
The immediate response was to start yelling? Sounds like someone needs their own day off...
carry_on 19
I hope the 'original manager' has a pair of balls and owns up!
igive 29
They did, they admitted it.
cmbar831 14
You should take the day off anyway
landon_loe11 16
If you'd calmly explain yourself I'm sure all would be forgiven.
perdix 31
Your managers need to get their shit together and the douche that yelled at you needs to apologize for the other guy's error. Then, you need to take a paid sick day for the stress caused by your undeserved reprimand.