Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML
Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML
Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
FYLDeep 26
They can't search it without probable cause. Donuts do not count as probable cause no matter how much they want them to.
phorcep 0
making cop jokes at a cop may not have been the best idea.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (135)
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
don't lie you don't drive, your toned muscles flex there way to wherever you wish to go.
ulicksam 0
They can be assholes but you were stupid. YDI.
scoowildman 0
dumb cops
WhatTheFuq 0
The cop risks his life day by day to make sure you guys are safe, and he's the "dumb" one. why don't you stop being such a douce and at least appreciate what they do for this country. ass hole
st0815 9
A cop's job is to uphold the law. There are risks sure, but there are plenty of risky jobs around - nobody excuses a coal miner breaking the law because he has a risky job. The same should apply to cops. If a cop feels he can't handle that, he can get another job. Nobody forces him into that career. I appreciate cops who do their job properly. However assholes in uniform who break the law and harass people, deserve nothing but contempt.
katma26 0
Some cops remind me of people who were bullied as children and now that they have all the power, they are going to take unresolved childhood aggression out on society and those who enjoy baked goods.
kjjims 0
wonder if those cops have ever heard of the 4th amendment or probable cause!!! but still YDI
bman134 0
hell yea op totally worth being searched people need to get a sense of humor
louie111887 0
man this post is making me hungry
dannyswin 0
this sounds like that comedy routine by Gabriel Iglesias
RedPillSucks 33
Yes. OP unless you're actually a really funny comedian, don't try out your routine on a cop.
Dillon239 0
Its sad how many cops don't have a sense of humor...
DocBastard 40
After rereading this, am I the only one who is thinking that the team of cops searched OP's "trunk" rather than the car's trunk?
Skroal_stomper 5
truck not trunk.
DocBastard 40
Dammit dammit dammit and then dammit again. Quit pointing out my mistakes, you!
fullmetalftw4 0
Didn't your parents teach you that police have no sense of humor?