Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML
Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over while I was riding my high performance motorbike. He asked if I knew why he'd pulled me over. It was too tempting to resist at the time, but in hindsight telling him ,“Because I let you?” was not the best idea I’ve ever had. Cops have no sense of humour. FML
Today, I got pulled over and ticketed while taking cookies to the local police station. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I got pulled over for a broken taillight. When I rolled down the window, the cop asked me if I was smoking crack. When I told him I didn't do drugs, he didn't believe me since he could detect a foul odor coming from my car. I'd just passed gas big time. FML
Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML
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FYLDeep 26
They can't search it without probable cause. Donuts do not count as probable cause no matter how much they want them to.
phorcep 0
making cop jokes at a cop may not have been the best idea.
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Comments (135)
lolornot 2
I say f*** the po-lice lol lol! All they do is get fat off of donuts n all the training goes down the drain ;)
WhatTheFuq 0
I could give u a 40 page list on how what you just said is stupid. but Ur Probably to ignorant to understand.
Glenn_Coco 0
Before you do that, read your comment first. Fail.
legojud 5
Fawdz reference!
FFML_314 12
That means yes, he is going to confiscate them, but he had to make it look legit.
berg54 0
YDI he can't search without probable cause and a doughnut does NOT count. Next time remind him they are yours and so is your vehicle so he can go suck one.
bent80 0
You DO NOT have to consent to a search. flexyourrights.org Just Say No.
RookiePyro 0
and your picture is of a useless tool flexing, very ironic
reaper13_fml 0
your fault but i would of said "take one and let me pass"
iheartglasses 0
Oh man.. This makes me want some donuts O_O
DocBastard 40
Krispy Kreme or get the **** out. Anyone who says "Dunkin Donuts" will have his/her lips cut off, even though their coffee IS the best. Canadians are free to say "Tim's!!" however.
allmidnighteyes 11
**** yeah, Krispy Kreme. I have one of those "free donut every day for a year" cards. It's the most amazing thing ever.
RedPillSucks 33
Krispy Kreme is the "crack" of donuts. Dunkin Donuts is the "mary jane" of donuts.
packers8 0
hell ya go krispy kream
tencentsakiss 19
Tim Horton's adds crack to their coffee and donuts. That's why they are so amazing. There can be no other explanation. I would drive back to NYC just for more Tim Horton's.
PYLrulz 17
Krispy Kreme is good, but for the donuts I like (custard filled) they skimp on it.
Glenn_Coco 0
#29 You lucky mofo! >:|
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
I ******* love krispy creme they have the best donuts ever!!
hcovballer247 0
Not exactly the smartest thing to do
meowcow 3
no probable cause for search. a guy in the US flipped the bird at a cop as he drove by and he pulled him over because of that. he sued for unlawful stoppage and searching and got like $5000 + lawsuit fees :)
xNephilim 19
It's funny how much people can get away with. Legally, you can spit on the ground in front of a cop, call him a ******* donut-munching pig, and he can't do shit about it.
kiwigail 0
well you shouldn't have been douchey....