Today, as things were finally heating up with a guy I'm interested in, his ex-girlfriend from two months ago called. Guess who's pregnant and guess who's still in a seven-month dry spell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been seeing for a couple of months and started falling for told me his ex-girlfriend is pregnant with his child. I’m so bummed because kids and baby mamas are my number one deal-breaker. I really liked him too. FML
Today, I found out that my ex is expecting another kid. Not only is this a man who tried to hook up with me last month, he's also the one who, when I asked him to pay child support for our two, told me that he could just "make some more". Guess he was right. FML
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend at the store, holding hands with his very pregnant girlfriend. They were buying baby supplies. We had a very nasty and painful breakup not even three months ago. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML
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Top comments
bluhbluhbluh 14
cheer up! at least you're not pregnant with your ex boyfriend's baby!
julfunky 29
So as things are “heating up” he stops to take a call from his ex-girlfriend?
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Comments (15)
chris_lillo 15
Yeah that sucks for you, but i'magine how the guy feels......this is really an FML for him
bluhbluhbluh 14
cheer up! at least you're not pregnant with your ex boyfriend's baby!
julfunky 29
So as things are “heating up” he stops to take a call from his ex-girlfriend?
tibtak 20
Well yeah it obviously was an important phone call
julfunky 29
Which he didn’t find out was important until after answering it.
RichardPencil 32
I love this game! My guess is the guy is pregnant, and the ex-gf is on the seven-month dry spell. The last five months of their relationship was sexless which explains their break-up.
Davros 12
Sounds more like a wet spell
acmariner99 25
F that guys life.
Charlie Given 28
Sounds like to much of a coincidence that she happened to call right when things we're heating up 🤔
wHSKitty 11
I’m so sorry, OP. That happens to me a few years ago.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Not sure why everyone is saying F the guy's life. He and the ex both should have taken precautions to avoid an unwanted pregnancy. Accidental pregnancy victims don't get my sympathy since there are so many methods to avoid it happening.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
None of which are 100% certain of success.
Andrew Ross 5
well have you ever hit it raw before? it's kind of hard going back to condoms especially with a gf. birth control pills are a God send tho
Clive Wakeham_938077894 4
Sounds like you missed that bullet. You don't want to starting a relationship and the having to deal with the partner being a baby daddy to some other girl.