Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother texted me, "You take a nice picture." I replied, "What picture?" I then got a reply saying, "The one on your speeding ticket showing you going 73 in a 55 mph zone. You're even smiling." FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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trqskq 14
Your mother didn't make you pick up the phone whilst you were driving though. YDI.
Pelvispresley 8
You shouldn't have picked up the phone. YDI
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Comments (147)
kitkattgirl 2
Sorry #190, I just saw your comment. I didn't mean to copy (#202). I glad that there is another person who thinks alike.
kitkattgirl 2
Sorry #190, I just saw your comment. I didn't mean to copy (#202). I glad that there is another person who thinks the same.
flowerchildd2 7
Your fault for answering the phone, smartie
Jasonf6 0
YDI for answering the phone dumbass.
seanc722 2
How is it your moms fault you answered the phone?
kikimonole 13
Haha, it's not enforced here. Just texting.
PhishloverA 14
Put your phone on speaker if talking while driving
leahmae88 7
Don't blame your mother, you picked the phone up.
1two3four5six 23
all u people saying its op's fault, if my mom calls me and i dont answer she freaks out/grounds me. plus, even if your mom doesn't mind, its your MOM. she gave birth to u, and i think she deserves to have her call answered.
alexjnolen 0
Death doesn't give pardons to people who answer their mothers, you moron
alexjnolen 0
Who answered the phone you hypocritical idiot?