Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML
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Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I was at work when my mother texted me, "You take a nice picture." I replied, "What picture?" I then got a reply saying, "The one on your speeding ticket showing you going 73 in a 55 mph zone. You're even smiling." FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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trqskq 14
Your mother didn't make you pick up the phone whilst you were driving though. YDI.
Pelvispresley 8
You shouldn't have picked up the phone. YDI
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Comments (147)
simonelli 9
You could've just not picked up the phone...
MTZ8590 4
you're the dumba$$ for even answering it. you should've parked somewhere, and then answered the phone.
jayive34_fml 4
Almost got caught yesterday for texting while driving. i noticed the cop just in time, hid my cell phone just in time. she still stopped me because i wasnt driving strait. blamed it on the rain.
xzenofx 4
You where driving why did u pick up? Glad u got a ticket
Kade20 4
Blame her that's right show your mom she's in the wrong she totally made you pick up your phone!... Dumb ass.
AZ10er94 7
Use common sense and don't answer. Let it go to voicemail and call her when you arrive. ydi
zomgbies 17
YDI because you were dumb enough to answer the phone while driving.
guitarst1071995 12
You answered
heyo_mayo87 8
I agree with pretty much every comment, you didn't have to answer the phone, it's your own fault
Nat52482 25
Uhh don't answer it??