Anonymous
United States
Don't come around here no more
Today, I got banned from my boyfriend's house for being an "insurance liability." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
teea
Saint Lucia, Australia
Today, my boyfriend and I cleaned his parents' whole house while they were out, just to be nice. When they came home, they assumed we only did it because we'd made some huge mess that we needed to hide. I'm now banned from their house. FML
Anonymous
Drunk dick
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML
whattheHellman
Traralgon, Australia
Secretive
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
shadow
Osceola, United States
Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML
TasedAndDazed
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Sneaky
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Anonymous
Broseley, United Kingdom
Trust
Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML
avocadotoe
Big Bear Lake, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
mysterygurll1234567
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Bye!
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
krisest1988
Columbus, United States
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
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metalmusic 0
Hate to bring this up, but... is your name Bella?
zuuzuu_fml 0
how does that work??
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gotit4cheap 0
did they catch you on your knees?
blastvortex 4
Why the hell would they do that unless you did something that gave them a good reason to do so? And if it's not your fault, then why not educate them? Try again.
lokiitababii69 19
lmfao my fiances mom said im not allowed to go near the stairs and im not allowed to lock the door when i shower there bc i am a clutz and i tend to fall constantly... :)
lokiitababii69 19
finally a logical thinker... lol
mmcclella 0
I posted it, it's because I was under 18 and his landlord was an economist. He got the ban lifted, he was just nervous I would get hurt or something and sue him. And no, I'm not a clutz, he's just paranoid.
mlovecats 0
you should have said yah cuz I give such good sex
bookworm713 14
This happened to me too with my ex because I have asthma and they're smokers and didn't want me to die on them lol
BumbleBee9296 4
What are you going to do slip and fall on his penis? LMAO