grreeatttt
United States
Don't care
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kaitlynn
France
Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML
me
United States
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
that1summergirl
Canada
Riverdale is a lie
Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML
whoababy55
United States
Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML
Ella
Australia
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Ella
United States
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Top comments
sai_fml 0
Wow oh no...the prissy little princess didn't get to inflict as much emotional damage as she wanted to? ..Then to call back 2 minutes after breaking up with someone? That's not needy at all, you sound like a wonderful person. a) Don't break up with people you don't want to break up with you melodramatic bitch. b) Why do you hope someone you (presumably) once cared about is hurting? Don't do that. c) Don't play shitty games. Choose a couple will ya? If anyone sees "Today, my retarded ex-girlfriend broke up with me, now she's complaining that I didn't answer her call 2 minutes after that. FML." Give him all the support you can
lemonkid44 0
so what? maybe he was trying to deal with the pain. **** HIS life, not yours. women assume that men are shallow and have no emotion, but maybe he was just dealing with it in a different way.
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Comments (56)
breathemein 10
or maybe he just didnt want to talk to you (:
Qauzzix 0
This is probably the worst FML I have ever read. "I spilled pasta over my kitchen floor" is actually a better FML.
Besker 0
She was probably calling to get her vaseline back so she can pull her head out of her ass
remademistakes 0
LOL. I got in a fight with my boyfriend and left his house, waited for him to follow me, went back in after ten minutes, and he was fast asleep. FOL.
EatMyCrayonz 0
he dosn't care that u finished him cause your a fatass
Broeman 0
...How would you know if he was asleep if you called him? Maybe he just didn't pick up because you are a conceited bitch.
Frenz 0
Were you expecting him to call and beg you to take him back? Get over yourself.
Wiiilmaaa 1
LOL, get a life and stop bothering your ex boyfriend..
daniisme 0
hmm probably. But why'd you ring back? and when you say 2 mins later, do u mean an hour, or actually 2 mins?
Skypinklove 0
Haha wow. I hate when people are always breaking up with their boyfriend/girlfriend and then keep talking to them to create more drama and heartbreak. You're a self-centered bitch.