Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I had a bunch of cash, my SS card and my license in it. Now I have to replace everything, only to have to renew my license again when I turn 21 in June. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
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LolSarcasm 14
I would think that's the first place you check?
Enslaved 38
Even though I'm not suppose to, I have an extra copy of my driver's license. I keep it in my car's glove box incase I forget my purse at home. It's come in handy.
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Comments (107)
unknown_user5566 27
I have had something similar happen to me, as well. It's so frustrating! I was using an old purse with a tear in it, and my license managed to end up inside the lining. I didn't realize it until a few weeks after I had already purchased a new license. Purses are indeed black holes. I wonder if all the items that get lost inside purses end up in the same place socks do when the dryer eats them? ;)
Arrawyn 12
Aww. I wanted to guess what it was!! Thanks for ruining the fun.
spoketoosoon15 5
What state? I just got my liscence :D
KiddNYC1O 22
Don't **** up.
naduskalove 3
Bahahahaha ! Really what a big fat fail ! Anyways at least you found it ;)
ngriff15 1
Seriously I do this all the time. I feel for you!!!
dmigedcnbprtty 5
OP did say it was in the lining. She probably looked in her purse but didn't think to check the lining. And at least u didnt actually get your license, although having two might be good for ya
ZombieRockets 8
Well, if the OP would've actually emptied out all the contents of said purse and then looked inside/felt around, they'd probably notice something different about the lining...
somewizdom 15
Oops wrong thread @29- Good idea. Btw is that your pussy between your legs?
fbear10 5
Your nasty
Enslaved 38
Why, yes it is. Named "Star." Don't even think of petting it. You will lose a finger or two. :P
somewizdom 15
74- How's puberty treating you? 75- Too bad for me, but I'm sure you do a good job keeping it satisfied:)
fbear10 5
It's treating me just fine thanks for asking -__-
doglover100 29
Atleast you found it.
GuitarzanNation 0
I sometimes see the same assemblage of people here commenting day after day, relating to the affairs of the "suckular" days of our OP's it's almost a social network on here :) intriguing really
monsterblueallda 2
It's The BMV You Idiot Lol