Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I had a bunch of cash, my SS card and my license in it. Now I have to replace everything, only to have to renew my license again when I turn 21 in June. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
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LolSarcasm 14
I would think that's the first place you check?
Enslaved 38
Even though I'm not suppose to, I have an extra copy of my driver's license. I keep it in my car's glove box incase I forget my purse at home. It's come in handy.
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efree303 0
Did anyone notice that its called the BMV not DMV. and I'm only 15 ydi's
ZombieRockets 8
ACTUALLY, it depends on where you live. Being that "D" and "B" are nowhere near eachother on the keyboard, I'd assume its not a typo... Durr. DMV is the DEPARTMENT of Motor Vehicles, which is the exact same thing as a BMV, and in Canada, they don't call it either of those. By the age of 15, you should know that there's different names for the same place /eyeroll
Enslaved 38
I'm in Florida and it's still called the DMV. I guess some States changed it but not all.(:
perdix 31
In Texas, it's called the DPS, the Department of Public Safety. I got a 4-hour long refresher course in DPS dynamics as I waited with my kid in a Kafka-esque number drawing scheme.
redhedsaysrawr 18
Yeah, im in Georgia, its called the DMV here so...
afropuffjake 9
Did you find it BEFORE you paid for the extra? If so then you deserve the luck to find it! :-) If not then damn ain't that some s**t You still deserve it though >_
HeartOfLead 24
Purse: 1, You: 0... I think you should teach that little bastard a lesson.
Ceejay1 13
Lol now you can have at home when u do actually lose it .
itskimHOLLA 0
Only 2 hours?!!?
iveanne 0
That happened to me a few years ago, only I found mine after I had left the DMV and stopped at a store to shop. It was buried deep within my wallet. Luckily my wait at the DMV wasn't too long. I still felt really stupid.
Bordo1203 3
Woah! I wish I had a license that could turn invisible.
jayfreeman80 0
Wow OP you have many posts!!!! It is amazing how many FML occur in your life!! I hope things get better for you but they no doubt they will - Karrma is getting you!!!!!