Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I had a bunch of cash, my SS card and my license in it. Now I have to replace everything, only to have to renew my license again when I turn 21 in June. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
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Top comments
LolSarcasm 14
I would think that's the first place you check?
Enslaved 38
Even though I'm not suppose to, I have an extra copy of my driver's license. I keep it in my car's glove box incase I forget my purse at home. It's come in handy.
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Comments (107)
anniekins 6
Its okay, stuff like this happens to everyone. Don't feel too bad about it.
DeadxManxWalking 27
Women always lose stuff in their purses. It's like a black hole.
andiewithlove 21
True that -___- I reorganize my purse only to find it looking like a nuclear bomb went off in it five minutes later. Smh
kaspike123 0
You should have checked there first that's what I do.
sougstad 7
It's a conspiracy I tell you
Skylansmile 11
At least you didn't have to pay for a brand new license?
ImaginaryFoe 1
That interrogation mark ruined what would've been a somewhat respectable comment. Similar thing happened to me and after two months of searching, I gave in and got a replacement. Found the damned thing under my refrigerator a week later. It's not a ton of money but I would rather not have donated it to the government needlessly.
rubberduckie94 13
That's why I live in a small town. Never any line at the DMV. In and out in five to ten minutes.
kaymi 17
Things always pop up after you either get mad, frustrated or go get a replacement. those damn gnomes in my house are always playing tricks and hiding my things. I'll catch those bastards one day!
mercsl65 7
people watching is cool at the dmv
woainishamu 21
Creeper?
tennisrapper1 14
Well, are you Satan? He likes watching other peoples misery, that's why I was asking...
mercsl65 7
the dmv is one of few places where all walks of life must visit. enjoy the show while you're there.
auctiongirl 10
Now you know you have a mystery pocket in your purse.
hateevryone 15
Now you won't have to worry about paying for a new one.