Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got my ass into gear and went to the DMV to renew my driver's license. I waited in line for over two hours, only to find out that I had brought my library card instead of my license. FML
Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up with gas. I drove away and didn't realize it until I got home. I went back and found it on the side of the road. Empty of my credit cards, pictures and checks. All that was left was my driver's license. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I had a bunch of cash, my SS card and my license in it. Now I have to replace everything, only to have to renew my license again when I turn 21 in June. FML
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I misplaced my wallet. Fortunately, I knew exactly where it was. Unfortunately, I had just taken out the only form of picture ID that morning. I couldn't stop the finders from laughing as they saw my fake celebrity entertainment ID while I tried to convince them it was actually my wallet. FML
Today, my wallet got stolen. I don't have a photo ID to get a temporary debit card, and since I don't have a debit card, I can't go to the DMV to get a new license. FML
Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML
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LolSarcasm 14
I would think that's the first place you check?
Enslaved 38
Even though I'm not suppose to, I have an extra copy of my driver's license. I keep it in my car's glove box incase I forget my purse at home. It's come in handy.
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Comments (107)
perdix 31
While you are there, get a spare copy. Surely, you will soon lose one and you don't want to go back to the DMV. Also, get two spare sets of keys, so if you are looking for your keys with one set in each hand, you'll be able to find the third!
johnnyhye 1
Why would you not check your purse for your license
theslimshadylp 6
I really hate the DMV.
stormchaser24 24
Your fault always check your purse first. So YDI.
kenleybunch 15
Omg my purse lining always snatches up stuff like that!
flutter4 7
I had one where the lining was torn and I had it safety pined and it always snatched my stuff lol
kimg0885 23
Girl rule # 5 : always dump out the contents of you purse when looking for missing things. Always.
andiewithlove 21
Been there. Done that. That's actually girl rule #5 a. Whereas #5 b. is proceed to freak out to everyone and everything before thinking of something logical to do.
tennisrapper1 14
Ya know, you could get one of those "ugly organized purses" found on TV!
jake3292 5
Someone isn't very good at I spy
Dan85 6
Not a very good FML
tennisrapper1 14
The moderators beg to differ. ;)
skoob1 12
Not a very good comment.
lalalmelody 0
.-. Must be a blonde...
tennisrapper1 14
Blonde jokes stopped being funny a while ago.
animal50199 10
That was funny but I agree they get old. But hey blondes of the world just forget the haters! It's ok for people to make jokes. Just don't let it bother you! I don't think blondes are dumb but I still think the jokes are funny! :D