Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he stopped and got dressed. Naked and confused, I figured he’d be right back. Yeah, 20 minutes later with a plate of food for himself. So much for sex. It would've been nice if he told me though. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was horny. Since it has been a while, I offered to help. He sighed and complained that he didn't feel attractive and didn't want sex. I laughed and asked if he grew a vagina overnight. He got mad and stomped off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and, in the heat of the moment, I cried out for him to go harder. He then had an exasperated expression on his face, and, in an adamantly offended tone, said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he left the room. FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML
Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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daniisme 0
deuche much?
lynsieloowho 0
wow. kick him in the nards
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Comments (213)
kkkkkrrrrr 0
your boyfriend ftw.
GetaLifePlease 0
47 agreed I act totaly nice but get shuned and abused.
GetaLifePlease 0
134 NOT TRUE!!!!!
thetink 0
so far all of the guys I've ever met have been like that and most guys I admit a few guy are nice and hot but not many
RetroMom 0
I really hope you kicked him to the curb immediately after you stopped laughing. What an asshat!
topherweaver 0
you better have put his clothes on
ITzEPiiC 0
ydi for being a bad lover...jk
dojofalz 0
What are you doibg out of the kitchen ??
thetink 0
wow u a real bitch just b/c the op is a woman means she should be in the kitchen your such goddamn sexist bitch you should really learn to respect other people because with out a woman you wouldent be alive so just shut the **** up you bitch
rzbt21 0
shut up 147. if OP knows what she's good for, she would listen to the man and then cook him a nice meal
da94 1
she does! and yeah new boyfriend
13__Loki__13 1
Sounds like it's time to start having sex with someone else.
PMS_Queen 2
Geez, throw a tantrum much? Somebody never grew up. Lol...... Dump him and then take him back to daycare. Sounds like he missed a few things. :-P