Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
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Top comments
ng7899 0
YDI, r u his bitch or ur own person?
Shopaholic69137 0
Your fault for letting him control you. And btw going to a party doesn't make you fun, anyone can go to a party.
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Comments (123)
sugarpeach 2
guess you should have picked a different movie, i have to admit 101 dalmations is kinda kidish :p
agirlnamedhope 0
ydi for not going to the party
pinkzebra1417 0
Sounds like something my gf would do.
radkelsie24 0
your boyfriend should like or love you enough to be happy with whatever yall do together!(: right? oh and what happend to the nice old school gentlemen aroud here? :/
jennadol95 0
In other words, you didn't have sex. (maybe.)Therefore, you were boring. Typical guy. Don't worry about him.! (:
chelly_bee 0
do what YOU want maybe? some people. jeeze.
rider45 0
what a JERK!!!!lol
Mauskau 36
he wanted sex, moron
daxton68 0
Well just because your boyfriend doesn't want you sluttin around at parties doesn't mean you need to be boring when you hang out with him
TheAwesomeMarchi 0
ignorance: in a perfect world you'd be pegging my ass ;) I'm a hottie ;)