Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
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Top comments
ng7899 0
YDI, r u his bitch or ur own person?
Shopaholic69137 0
Your fault for letting him control you. And btw going to a party doesn't make you fun, anyone can go to a party.
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Comments (123)
victorioustunnel 0
don't listen to him you're not boring!!!
FreshhBoyy 0
heyyy life is like a beach you'll go make a sand castle and when you see that sand castle is no fun you find other anotherrr ONE :D
roxy999_fml 0
what an ass hole
hugopz 0
1 lmao
fizziwizzi 5
awww op.......he sounds like such an arsewipe/asswipe (up to you to pick the spelling) that you should've chucked him!!!!! He should have been grateful you care enough for him to have not gone to a party.... You know, the guy who is really right for you will be happy just to be in the same room as you....You won't need to put on a song & dance for him :-) Although sometimes it's nice if you do, same as if he does something nice for you....it's all about reciprocity :-) Now, if there was a FTWML (for the win=my life), you hopefully would soon post "My douche of a boyfriend dumped me after I missed out on a party for him....but now I'm so much better off without him, I'm partying and having a great time.....FYL my ex!!!!"
omlmarie 0
don't ever wait on a guy, do what you want.
ssskylar 0
I'm a guy and that's something I wouldn't do to a gf, if he doesn't want you having fun without him you're better off without the guy
DIESINBLOOD 0
Your bf an ass :P
Csar 0
Parties are for irresponsible tools. Your boyfriend is a douche. Get over it.
marlarooNaps 0
why didn't you just invite him as well?