Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
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Top comments
ng7899 0
YDI, r u his bitch or ur own person?
Shopaholic69137 0
Your fault for letting him control you. And btw going to a party doesn't make you fun, anyone can go to a party.
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Comments (123)
kingtuna 0
You know what they say, Nothing depreciates faster then a woman once you've had her! So your boyfriend belives in that statement, now you can't have a White Wedding Day! HaHaHa
sammythesofa 0
Ydi for being a boing bitch!
josh5634 0
#58 made my ******* day lol
TheAwesomeMarchi 0
you're a hottie ;)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Lulz at ii. I believe the appropriate comment is again, "Boing!" ;)
raininsnow 0
win
muspell 1
I'm sure most people would agree that even if he did the dumping you just totally dodged a bullet. go party your ass off
jblover1234 0
danggggggg , rough life ..
ZupZupZero 0
Should have dressed up like he wanted you to then..
TommySixx81 0
@35 it's from dark knight. I love that film!
triggerit 5
to be busy with movies all night long means you have nothing in common with b/f even sex ... so be happy be free of that idiot
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for not being fun enough. YDI for not partying. YDI for watching movies instead of fornicating (and yes, if something happened from that, I'd say "YDI for fornicating"). It could be worse; he could have broken up with you halfway through a movie you hadn't seen yet, leaving you wondering how it ended. Count your blessings! Hey, wait, YDI for watching movies, too. No one but child molesters and circus freaks watch those. Anyone else who does needs their eyes gouged out with red-hot pokers.
Felixy 0
Wow...that's a pretty stupid reason to break up with someone. "Sorry, baby, but...you're just not as fun as that girl at the party. It's over. Buh-bye." I mean really?