Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, I had my sweet sixteen party. All my best friends came to the microphone to make a little speech. When my boyfriend came to do his, he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
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Top comments
ng7899 0
YDI, r u his bitch or ur own person?
Shopaholic69137 0
Your fault for letting him control you. And btw going to a party doesn't make you fun, anyone can go to a party.
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Comments (123)
ilysm1995 0
he's a dick. find a hotter dudee
justsayfuck 5
What about 'find a nicer dude'? Or would that be too old fashioned?
Stupified 0
Keep up with the times!
christyxoxo 8
op, you are your own person you ain't his bitch. go out and live life. (:
sugarkiller_fml 6
don't get manipulated like this way. yr bf is a b&&ch
Kurg 0
Why didn't you go to the party??
just_nicole 1
yah unless they watched movies till like 5 am then she prolly still could of gone to the party..unless this party isn't like tht.. O.o
justbemellow 0
Who is Dan?
executivemom 0
any boyfriend who would be "disappointed" in you for having a life is a loser anyway. I say you should be glad.
skateblind 0
lol he said your boring because you didn't go down on him basically.
Faithheartsyou 5
Sounds like you'll be better off without him, your single now, either get back at him by dating his friend, or just enjoy the single life and do whatever you want without worrying about anyone being disappointed in You. (:
destineydeon 0
ydi for being boring.
Obelia 3
It may hurt now but he did you a favour. That kind of person will make your life a misery...... I married one...biggest mistake of my life!