Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
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ChaCerCam 14
If you were that angry over a guys ass crack, just watch lesbian ****?
xxbvbsusanxx 21
I'm sorry OP, maybe you should just take a nap?
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Comments (105)
sartrow 8
you are absolutely rite ! WTF is it with the camera man needing to zoom in on the dudes ass crack so much? and I also hate it when you can tell the chick is over acting , total jerk blocker lol, I hope tomorrow goes better : )
odamaliekh 26
YDI for watching ****. Seriously. Bring on the downvotes, but I stand my case.
GentlemanBastard 15
Damn, you know it's a bad day when you can't even manage to properly rub one out. I wouldn't have watched a 10 minute ****, myself. I mostly like compilations. Right to the good stuff without all the overly deep tongue kissing and 20 minute BJs.
famoose 7
That's what you get for watching pornoooo
Red_Eyes 3
Smoke the tree my friend
robj118 10
I laughed because I envisioned times of when I got pissed off at ****
Pixaled 2
What kind of **** do you watch
wanze748 7
Pretty bad day when **** irritates you!
vividpictures 17
You need a psychiatrist.
squarecircles 13
Maybe you just need to have a good poop.