Today, my girlfriend chose to hate-stalk her ex-best friend's social media, then angrily rant to me for over an hour about what she saw. This happens three or four times a week. They last spoke over a decade ago. The last time I suggested therapy, she didn't speak to me for a week. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML
Today, after I ghosted a good friend for 6 months due to mental health issues/dropping out/other life changes, it's been a week since I got back in contact, and I think she hates me now. I stalk her on social media sometimes on my laptop and she made a playlist called "What the F*** are you doing?" like 3 days ago. FML
Today, I got in an argument with an ex-girlfriend who kept tactlessly bragging to me about her new boyfriend. I told her to read what she'd sent me, then pretend her boyfriend was telling her that. Fifteen minutes later, her boyfriend calls me, yelling for making her feel sad. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my girlfriend hates my friends and I'm not allowed to talk or hang out with them. She keeps threatening my job. The only reason I'm still with her is because she will try and get me fired. She's crazy and so is the rest of her family. FML
Today, my wife of 8 years bumped into my ex-girlfriend from 10 years ago. Despite having never met one another and no overlap in our dating, they both knew each other, but both acted like they didn’t. My ex proceeded to have an anxiety attack, and my wife played aggressive mind games with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to weekly talks about anything that is bothering us, since we’ve been arguing a lot lately. So far, every talk has been her moaning at me about how I annoy her, yet when I try to have my say, she interrupts or yells at me for blaming her for our problems. FML
Today, I'm more interested in Facebook stalking a former coworker than seeing what my girlfriend is doing on a business trip. On her birthday. For a week. Where she insisted on staying in her ex's spare bedroom. That she decorated for him. FML
Today, my girlfriend was feeling a little down, so I tried to console her. She said she just needed space and I respected that. Then an hour later she was fine, so I asked how she did it. She replied that she talked to her ex for a whole hour. This is a common procedure. FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
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stickyface 17
"She didn't speak to me for a week." That sounds like a worthy trade.
RichardPencil 32
I don't think she's the only one in this story who needs therapy. Hint: It's not the ex-best friend, either. We have to figure out why you haven't dumped this piece of shit. How does that make you feel?
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Comments (6)
mike3775 39
YDI. I would have dumped her after the second rant.
RichardPencil 32
I don't think she's the only one in this story who needs therapy. Hint: It's not the ex-best friend, either. We have to figure out why you haven't dumped this piece of shit. How does that make you feel?
spinningrecords 14
It won’t change. Either kick back with a bag of popcorn and enjoy the show or dump her. With luck, you’ll be the next subject of her hate-stalking.
stickyface 17
"She didn't speak to me for a week." That sounds like a worthy trade.
OfficialMrD 3
My girl used to do this until i told her “how does this information help us further our lives? While you over here complaining about somebody that has no bearing on us or our lives, shes over here living hers. Stop worrying about somebody else and be happy about your own life”. I dont know if she stopped or if she just stopped talking to me about it but i feel better lol
WhataStrangeTripThisIs 24
Err, I know that everyone needs to vent sometimes, but eventually you need to look around and see the effect this has on others. Any person that can't do this is kinda selfish and deserves to be told to talk about something constructive, or let you vent once in a while. If this person can't make any compromise, then I don't know what to tell you. Erebody always so quick to say "break up," but maybe you are willing to accept her and her selfish flaw. Up to you, but it is a strong and damaging character flaw.