Today, I put on a porno, trying to unwind after a bad day. Ten minutes in, I was so pissed off with the girl constantly repeating "You like that? Yeah?" and the cameraman's obsession with the guy's ass crack that I started yelling at the screen. Now I'm more stressed than ever. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML
Today, I realized I have been single for far too long when I was turning off porno after porno because I couldn't stand the horrible acting. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and decided to unwind a bit. I put some porn on the TV but promptly fell asleep. I woke up three hours later to the same video playing, but realized a had left my blinds open. I broadcasted three hours of Athena Faris having sex to my whole street. FML
Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML
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ChaCerCam 14
If you were that angry over a guys ass crack, just watch lesbian ****?
xxbvbsusanxx 21
I'm sorry OP, maybe you should just take a nap?
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Comments (105)
ZorroRooster 19
Simmer down, dude. Just put on a different bit of ****. It's not like there's a dearth of the stuff.
noynek97 10
The title explains how stressed he is. lol
novapine 19
You want me to help you out? ;)
kaybessxo 16
**** annoys me too op. Either it's so corny and fake or it's just out right nasty. Try a shower and a marathon of something on Netflix. And some comfort food. Reese's help me out :) hoping for better days for you, OP!
asnakelovinbabe 16
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PokeZilla 9
Not to be mean, but I'm seriously wondering what could've made your day so bad that you resorted to screaming at porno actors/camerawork. Hope you have better days!
tannerbunch 3
haha fml
tehdarkness 21
Maybe you should have turned the volume down. And find a more positive, productive way to unwind and settle your mind.
tbro47 23
I know not this **** of which you speak. My computer history will back me up on this.
deathfyre8 13
What history?
tbro47 23
Less suspicious if you have at least some history on your computer bud. If you have nothing at all not even google or Netflix then it's as good as shouting I watched **** recently.
deathfyre8 13
True
blazerman_fml 17
I can totally picture you screaming , "NO BITCH!I DON'T LIKE THAT!" at the screen in frustration!
MrItalia 18
Smoke some weed,.. That shit helps