Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, my girlfriend is pregnant, grumpy, bad tempered, argumentative, indecisive, violent, vicious, insulting, and dismissive. I mean, she was all those things anyway even before getting pregnant, so really nothing's changed except she has a belly now. I only stick around for the baby. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I realised how little my husband trusts me after I told him I was pregnant and the first words out of his mouth were, “Is it mine?” FML
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noobgang7 5
wow.. new hubby time... Hope you enjoy your bundle of joy
maskedman 9
If he thinks you are being selfish now, you are going to seem like Hitler once that baby slithers out of your ******.
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Comments (283)
BritishHobo 0
Why do I get the feeling that the guy was pissed off more than about just 'not getting a backrub in two weeks', but OP is just acting like he's being unreasonable and whiny?
Thisbe_fml 0
I don't understand why everyone thinks that the OP is totally unreasonable because she won't give the father of her child a backrub while she's pregnant. I hate giving (and receiving) backrubs and there is no way in **** that I would give one while pregnant unless some serious bribes were offered. Plus, if he's so desperate for a backrub it's not like he can't get one elsewhere by paying a professional or begging a friend. He doesn't have to aggravate the pregnant mother of his child about it.
denbeste 3
Why hello there, Snickerdumbass! Why ARR you going all nazi on SPEL!ng? sorry for correcting your name. :( just didn't feel like helping a cake change the lightbulb since the snake has no armpits. poor thing:( .
SangsBleus 0
I love how everyone has the audacity to put thier two cents in and call her selfish; even though they don't know what's happening in the household.
xLovey 3
You deserve it for getting knocked up. Be a little more responsible and don't contribute to the over-population problem.
tboudre 0
do you know my wife?
scottvodka 0
today, my soon to be mother of our baby used being pregnant as an excuse to be a bitch. fml.
Batman4890 0
stfu make him a sammich and suck his dick
HermonieGranger 0
Ahh, what a duchebag!
mercedeslove 0
YDI use a condom you dumb ******* bitch!
monnanon 14
heres a strange concept for you, some people want children, shock fricking horror huh
Scorpio1989 0
I agree with monnanon, some people actually WANT kids ffs, not EVERY pregnancy is unplanned grow the **** up