Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, my girlfriend is pregnant, grumpy, bad tempered, argumentative, indecisive, violent, vicious, insulting, and dismissive. I mean, she was all those things anyway even before getting pregnant, so really nothing's changed except she has a belly now. I only stick around for the baby. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I realised how little my husband trusts me after I told him I was pregnant and the first words out of his mouth were, “Is it mine?” FML
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noobgang7 5
wow.. new hubby time... Hope you enjoy your bundle of joy
maskedman 9
If he thinks you are being selfish now, you are going to seem like Hitler once that baby slithers out of your ******.
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Comments (283)
zcumshake 0
haha, & you're still bitching! :D
purplemnm 9
keep the planceta, make some spaghetti with it and feed it to him. that'll teach him to be a selfish ass-douche
sulitak 27
but strangely that may *help* the man. There's actually a push now for mothers to ingest the placenta because of the nutrients in it
WakingTheFallen 2
FYL. I wouldn't go out with a guy that expects backrubs in the first place.
oneforme 0
you should fart in his mouth
DS1_fml 0
YDI for dating a guy who requires a backrub in the first place.
pitbullmom 0
Take it easy on the OP. She has pregnancy brain and her sentence structure and grammar aren't up to par.
emygirl13 0
wow. some people are so mean and sexist. why is always a 'womans' job t cook, clean, and do everything the man asks. and i mean COME ON! she is PREGNANT! maybe she is bed-ridden. maybe her tummy is too big to reach him. maybe her hormones are all jacked up. maybe she NEEDS to sleep. i would like to see a man carry a huge 40 lb extra "lump" around while doing these unneccesary tasks. in my opinion, the OP needs a backrub more than this jackass... :) have a nice day :)
revcanon 0
Excuses, excuses, excuses...
k_cuz 0
Capitalize your I's and put apostrophies in words like "haven't".
ScaryyMary 14
I think the mods are getting lazy. They're letting a lot of errors slip through...
babybubz 0
poor OP.. I feel your pain. I'm gonna give birth any day now ...and my boyfriend can be very insensitive at times.