Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that we can’t be together because I’m not the person he fell in love with since I don’t do anything all day. I’m 6 months pregnant and on bed rest. FML
Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years completely lost it because last night I told him I wanted to move to a less remote area so I can be independent. He shouted that I bring no money in, he has to do everything, and that I that I snore so loud he can hear me from downstairs where he sleeps. I'm pregnant. We are in our 40s. FML
Today, my girlfriend is pregnant, grumpy, bad tempered, argumentative, indecisive, violent, vicious, insulting, and dismissive. I mean, she was all those things anyway even before getting pregnant, so really nothing's changed except she has a belly now. I only stick around for the baby. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé has been treating me like garbage lately. He thought that me getting fed up and dumping him would save him the unpleasant task of having to confess to the affair he’s been having with his coworker. We’re expecting our baby girl in 4 months. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I realised how little my husband trusts me after I told him I was pregnant and the first words out of his mouth were, “Is it mine?” FML
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noobgang7 5
wow.. new hubby time... Hope you enjoy your bundle of joy
maskedman 9
If he thinks you are being selfish now, you are going to seem like Hitler once that baby slithers out of your ******.
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Comments (283)
fukthislife 0
lol sounds like your man don't know what it means to be pregnant, the man suppost to be helping the women, even more so when sum 1 like u iz pregnant
VolleyballSMASH 1
Well, you sound a bit bitchy.
ghm1234 0
he is very stupid. I bet he doesn't know where the baby will come out
lindsaylu98 0
**** him hes an ass!
sincerely331 0
Are people really that ******* stupid? Like HELLO she's pregnant yu idiot! Of course she's going to act different than a woman who's not pregnant. Go do some research on pregnancy, then yur stupid ass can come back on here.
IronMaiden45 0
I'm a guy I'm just wondering by hormone problem you mean acting like a guy?
ccargill61 0
and i bet you suck at making sandwiches
GetTheFuckOut 7
Being pregnant is no excuse.
jessdbug 0
Name it Jess! (best name ever):)
UrNotSry 0
YDI for getting pregnant by him