Today, a colleague found out that I struggled with anorexia when young. After ranting about how it's a silly 'Women's disease', he renamed me 'Miss Piggy' and made oinking noises every time I ate something. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML
Today, I was talking with a very attractive coworker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as The Moth Lady. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML
Today, I almost got fired from work because a customer complained that I "threw up gang signs" at him. I was blocking the sun from my eyes. FML
Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML
Today, I woke up next to my roommate staring in horror. She said I was singing and farting in my sleep. Loudly. FML
Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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Top comments
JHPugh 19
Why don't you contact HR so they can explain to him what he is doing is wrong.
abby1212 27
How rude, some people don't seem to understand that Anorexia is a serious disease. Don't listen to him, he's a jackass obviously.
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Comments (183)
DeviousDreamer 13
Some people just deserve a lovely punch in the throat. :)
heartofhannah 28
What a jerk!
allisonmariexo 14
I don't understand why people clicked that she deserved this...no she obviously didn't
ShadJV 0
You should start calling him "asshole" and make farting noises when he talks.
bellarrr 5
Get him ******* fired
withered 30
What an inconsiderate redneck! Tell him his dick won't get any bigger no matter how much he makes fun of others.
KoalaBek 23
This made me so angry! I think I'd take it to HR and have him fired. Best wishes for your continuing journey after recovery OP.
livelaughlovepie 22
That's harassment!!! Please talk to some one about it. I too have struggled with anorexia, and having someone call you, "Miss Piggy," would just make you worry again. They should not be working in such an environment, kindergarten seems more their maturity level.
wesman00 2
Guessing it became an inside joke because of your username
YesIamjudgingU 4
Walk up to him and hand him a pencil; tell him you heard it looks like his dick. Then start leaving pencils on his desk, by his lunch, and even have other people just walk up and silently hand him pencils, and walk away. If he can harass you...