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Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML

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Why would you say that?

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Tool. YDI

Only a true douche would say something so idiotic. YDI

snapdragon1100 7

F***ing idiot.

Best idea ever!! Haha, your so stupid haha!!

HAHAHA too funny; had to favorite this!!

Hahaha I like it

Sk8SnowCO 8

You sound like you at least have a great sense of humor:)

I would find it hilarious if I were a cop!

Hahaha that's hilarious! And for those of you saying he's an idiot, you need a better sense of humor. That's hilarious. I will definitely do that if a cop asks me that hahaha

YDI for being such a cheesy douche.