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Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying, "Only these guns!" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. Neither will the cops down at the station. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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trollfaced 2

Why would you say that?

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rugbyboi 12

Seems like a perfectly reasonable response to that question to be honest.

Talis99 26

I can literally only see the dochebag doing something like this. Like the type that wears muscle shirts all the time, crushes cans on their forehead, and thinks memes and Tim and Eric are the epitome of wit.